The Hard Way
It was mid July a few years ago and very hot. About 4:30 P.M. and shortly after I returned home from work, the weather radio goes off and announces a huge line of super cell thunderstorms producing tornados, softball size hail, heavy rain and straight-line winds in excess of 70 M.P.H.
I turned on the TV to a local station with an almost panicked meteorologist waving his hands and telling everyone to seek shelter, a monster is coming. The Doppler radar showed a strong line of severe storms three states long! At that point they were about: 30 minutes from my area. Iâ€™m not easily panicked so I grabbed a cold one and went out to the patio to watch it coming.
Twenty minutes later the western sky is purple-black and menacing, the thunder is getting louder, more frequent and scary. Well, time for another beer and watch this puppy from the safety of behind my double pane patio window!
I thought to myself, yepâ€¦ this isnâ€™t going to be pretty! As the monster was about to arrive, with by now four cans of liquid courage under my belt, I stepped outside on the deck. It was so dark, still and calm, the smoke from my cigarette went straight up. Then a few large rain drops started to drop around me and without warningâ€¦
The monster reared its ugly head and said hello to me with an estimated 50-60 M.P.H. gust of wind. It was a fast surprise that caught me off guard and blew dust and debris into both my eyes. Again, I went back inside to watch it from the safety of my double pain patio door. As I did I yelled to my wife and daughter to get into the basement, NOW! Fortunately they listened to me and went down stairs but I had to listen to the constant â€œget your butt down here too thingâ€.
Thinking to myself, Iâ€™m not going to miss this one, I quickly grabbed another can of liquid courage and stood at the glass window. While Iâ€™m standing there enjoying the trees bend 90 degrees and things hitting the side of the house, all of a sudden our heavy full size trampoline starts to levitate upwards, 5 feet, 10 feet, 30 feet straight up with absolutely no wobbling, then takes off like a Harrier jet toward me and over my split foyer home, so I thought. Well, my liquid courage failed me and I went scrambling down to the basement with my family. I did not see any funnel cloud and to this day I canâ€™t see how a straight-line wind could do something like that.
The storm lasted maybe 30-45 minutes and during the course of the storm we lost electrical power. No problem, Iâ€™m a â€œprepperâ€; Iâ€™m very well prepared! Now, to make my way to the next room in the basement where I have my flashlights, candles and battery lamps perfectly stored in nice boxes in the â€œpitch darkâ€! Fast-forward 15 minutes.
Itâ€™s now totally dark outside so not much point going outside to inspect for damage but I do anyway. I went out front briefly and saw plenty of trees down, limbs everywhere and bunches of shingles. Fortunately for me I didnâ€™t see many brown shingles in the street or in the neighbors yards. Based on the severity of the storm I figured the power would be out at least until sometime tomorrow.
Now, time to put my action plan to the test. Got out all my heavy duty 12 ga. extension cords, electrical strips, Coleman battery lanterns, etc. etc. Fired up the Coleman 5,000 watt generator on the first pull and plugged everything in: the refrigerator, the chest freezer, the TV and satellite box, ah life is good but where did this thumping headache and dry mouth come from? Well, itâ€™s 10:30 P.M. now, time to go to bed because have to get up and go to work in the morning after I inspect any damage in the morning. Oops, have to run another extension cord and power strip to the bedroom for the fan and battery backup alarm clock that doesnâ€™t work without electricity. In hind sight it keeps the time stored internally and does not display it. Finally, fall on the ole queen size, Mr. Busch does his thing and the next thing I realize is that annoying beep, beep, beep that gets faster and louder, and itâ€™s day light.
Time to take my shower, blah, blah, blah, but first letâ€™s look through the window outside. Wow! Got dressed rather quickly and didnâ€™t bother to clean up. Walking through the front door you sure could tell a severe storm came through. Debris, shingles, branches, lawn furniture, etc. was everywhere. Looking on the front side (opposite side of where weather came from) on the roof, everything looks fine in the front. Going around to the back of the house I look up and lo and behold, no sewer vent pipe, no wind turbine, shingles missingâ€¦
I do believe I remember what might have taken all that out but, where might that trampoline be? We lived in a subdivision and we eventually found that thing 75 yards away where it struck the side of a house and caved the wall in pretty good.
Day One: Well letâ€™s seeâ€¦ I need to call in work and take a couple of days off, call the insurance company, clean up all the mess, cover the holes on the roof until I can get a roofer out, etc. etc. Wow, sure is awful hot out for 7:00 A.M. The highs are forecasted to be in the upper nineties â€“ lower 100â€™s on the extended forecast. Then the wife calls me into the house to show me the news on TV. Wow, very wide spread tornado and storm damage covering three states. Our entire regional area including St. Louis is 80% out of power. A gut feeling tells me weâ€™re going to be without power for a number of days. Oh well, Iâ€™m a â€œprepperâ€, Iâ€™m ready? A quick check tells me I have about a weeks worth of gasoline for the Coleman generator.
Later on that morning we took a little drive around our village to see whatâ€™s up. Nothing is open, and I mean nothing. No Wal-Mart, no Kroger, no McDonalds and no gas stations, very little traffic, stop lights outâ€¦ Returning home around noon and walking into the house, a bitter thought screamed in my brain, â€œitâ€™s getting warm in hereâ€! Oh NO, I didnâ€™t purchase that 8,000 B.T.U. window air conditioner I had planned to for the bedroom! Should I open the windows or keep the house closed up?
It wasnâ€™t long before I had to make a decision. It was 98 degrees outside and 82 degrees inside and climbing. To make a long and miserable story short, I decided to keep the house closed up. At its peek the house would only get to 89 degrees inside max, and a couple of degrees cooler in the basement. The heat generated from the refrigerator, freezer, coffee pot, TV, Iâ€™m sure contributed allot. Even with a couple of fans blasting away directly at us, it was miserable trying to get any sleep until about time to get up when the temperature in the house hit its low.
Day Two: One long continuation of day one, hot! At least I have all the conveniences of home. Satellite TV, refrigerator, freezer, lights, coffee pot, etc. No one else in the subdivision seems to be as well off. 9:00 P.M. â€“ Honey, letâ€™s go for a drive and see if anything is open yet. We did, nothing open. Driving back into the subdivision I got an eerie gut retching knot in my stomach as I was approaching my house. The entire subdivision is totally black, except for my house; it looks like Christmas from the outside. The entire subdivision is totally silent, except for my house, where the blaring sound of a generator permeates the silence. I have a big red and white circle on my back! Get inside and close the curtains and reposition the lights. Not much I can do about the generator noise anyway.
Day Three: The days are getting hotter along with the inside of the house. Now I have to report to work today. The roofer will be here today. Get home from work and good news. The roof is repaired, the wind turbine replaced, and the vent pipe repaired, all for a very reasonable price, didnâ€™t get gouged! Iâ€™m getting 24 hours run time out of the Coleman at 50-75% capacity and the oil now needs changed. I use full synthetic Mobile One oil all the time in case I needed to start it in freezing conditions, works great. Remember those big red and white circles on my back? The neighbors on both sides of me came over shortly after I returned home from work and asked if I had any ice and/or bottled water to spare? Along with everything else going on, we had a water boil order and advised not to directly drink the water.
Sure no problem, I donâ€™t let it be known but I have 10 cases of bottled water and two 55-gallon plastic food grade barrels full for emergency use. However, I do not have an icemaker, as we had never used much ice. I only have six of those cheap plastic ice cube trays. I gave them what I had and refilled the trays and back in the freezer they go. Gave them plenty of ice-cold bottled water from the frig. Iâ€™m learning many of the people in the subdivision are driving 50-100 miles to get air conditioned motel rooms to escape the heat and sleep. Some are asking us to please try and keep an eye out on their property. 7:00 P.M. Good news, the local Quick Trip gas station got an emergency generator and is open for business. Bad News: You canâ€™t get on the lot, traffic is backed up two blocks to get gas and itâ€™s a mad house! They are out of ice, milk, bread, bottled water and other commodities. I park a couple of blocks away and go in. Good News: They have plenty of cold beer, just what the doctor ordered. I grab a case of my favorite who cares whatâ€™s happening beverage with a smile ear to ear and head home.
Itâ€™s so hot and miserable we have been eating light the last couple of days so I break out some pork steaks and brats and barbeque them as the wife boils potatoes for potato salad on my propane Coleman gas stove outside. We invited a few of our neighbors over to share. Shut down that noisy generator for a while for a moment of some normalcy. Itâ€™s 101 degrees Fahrenheit at the moment and that case of ice-cold beverage didnâ€™t last long, so one of the neighbors wife hops into her car and takes care of that minor problem. But, so far everything is cash only at the QT, anything plastic will not get it.
Day Four: You got to be kidding me! Another line of severe thunder storms, tornados, high winds and hail is coming at about the same time of day as the first round. Well, my general location didnâ€™t get hit as bad as the first round but got a substantial amount of hail damage to my roof and vehicles; much of it was golf ball size. Looked like we had two inches of snow in July when it was finished. Well, nothing I can do about it now, might as well try and take a nap in the 88-degree indoor temperature and go to work in the morning.
Day Five: Learned at work about more power outages caused by the latest round of severe weather, hundreds of thousands of homes out of power again. The electric companies are asking out of state workers for assistance. Still no definite time table to restore electric service. I work at a hospital and the emergency generators have fuel for a week or more. More and more of the hardcore subdivision neighbors are stopping by and asking for bottled water and ice. My six plastic ice cube trays are getting a work out round the clock, canâ€™t make it fast enough. Down to four cases of bottled water. Bad News: Something totally unexpected. In addition to still being under a water boil alert, the fire department is going door to door and handing out fliers. Hum, must be some sort of no burn notice or something. I grabbed my flier and read it. The village sewer system and pump stations do not have emergency back up power and blah, blah, blah. Long story short, sewage is backed up and canâ€™t be pumped. This can cause a back up in your drains / toilet and possible sewage explosion. Have you ever seen the aftermath of a toilet / drain sewage explosion? They requested minimal use of the facility.
Day Six: Get up at 5:00 A.M. to get ready for work and brew a pot of coffee. Up earlier than normal because itâ€™s so stinking hot I canâ€™t get in a deep sleep. Iâ€™ve noticed the family and I are getting cranky at each other because weâ€™re tired and miserable. Go to the shower to get my morning eye opener. You would think as hot as the inside of the house is this morning (82 degrees) a cold shower would feel good. NOT! Conserving hot water and taking quick showers in the morning, the three of us got three days out of the electric water heater. I did not make provisions to hook up the hot water heater or an electric generator transfer switch because I didnâ€™t expect an electrical outage of this duration.
I decide not to go to work mainly because I only have a couple of gallons of gasoline left but the 5 gallon generator tank is topped off. A few more businesses have reopened but itâ€™s still a mad house trying to get into the two gas stations now open and itâ€™s still cash only. With all my empty gas cans I trek off on I-64 for about 35 miles and find an open gas station and pulled directly up to the pump, fill up the cans with gas and the truck with diesel, a two hundred dollar bill. Upon returning home I really want a nice cold glass of ice water. Crap, the wife just emptied all our cheap plastic ice trays for someone up the street. The wife tells me the woman who asked for the ice was boarder line rude and even asked when the next batch would be ready. People around here seem to be getting more expecting rather than appreciative. More stores seem to be opening up but they sell out of ice and water as soon as a shipment arrives. Thinking in my mind: If this thing would get worse and/or goes on much longer, I can see formally decent folk turn into animals and demand, not ask!
Day 7 & 8: Hot and more of the same. Down to my last ½ case of bottled water. Weâ€™re all cranky, tired, sleepy and ready for civilized life to return. Iâ€™m tired of listening to everyoneâ€™s complaints. Iâ€™m tired of cold showers, shaving with cold water, taking a light into the bathroom to see, subconsciously after 8 days flipping the light switch and knowing after I flipped the switch they wouldnâ€™t work. Iâ€™m sick and tired of being sick and tired. The very first thing Iâ€™ll do when things return to normal is purchase a room window a/c. The second thing Iâ€™m going to do is retire and move to the country and be as self sufficient as possible.
Day 9: Seven minutes after six in the evening, sitting on my recliner with sweat dripping off my sweat and thinking how I might make my wifeâ€™s life more miserable. The house lights momentarily flicker, and a brief smile was detected on my face. Then nothingâ€¦ Thirty or so minutes later, the house lights come on, the a/c starts up and we all break out in applause, then five minutes later it goes out again. Bummer! Ten long minutes later, which probably was the longest ten minutes ever, itâ€™s b-a-c-k! And it stays on and on. By 10:00 P.M. the house was down to a comfortable 78 degrees and as I pass by the thermostat on my way to bed, I accidentally bumped it down to 60 degrees!
Iâ€™m here to tell yaâ€™ll, that was the best nights sleep a body could ask for. Later that day I had to purchase a new alarm clock because somehow it got smashed on the bedroom wall. The boss wondered what happened to me when I got up at noon and called in to tell him I would be in tomorrow to sign my retirement papers in HRMS. Have a nice day!
Update: What a world of difference living in the country with a few acres compared to the urban setting. That alone gives me piece of mind that should TSHTF I donâ€™t have to worry about close neighbors turning zombie.
No doubt different disasters will require different preparations and how people will react to them. The major things I learned were: