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No_0ne, on 23 Nov 2014 - 11:31 PM, said:
You've obviously never been to a Baptist church - they pass the collection plate around at the beginning of the service ...
Yeah, but there is a 50/50 chance that a potluck will occur afterwards.
I'm in. Pass the fried chicken
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You've obviously never been to a Baptist church - they pass the collection plate around at the beginning of the service ...

 

Every one I've ever been to does it in middle after all the other singin and stuff is done, during choir's offertory selection, right before the sermon.

 

- OS

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Which means if there's at least 3 of you sitting around, one will try to take up a collection ...

 

And if there's 4 of us, someone's gettin' saved then baptized.

 

We'll then proceed to invite the whole community over for a pot-luck dinner and a cake-walk.

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This is no joke, a Baptist church that I went to as a teen used to call members who didn't show up on speaker phone in front of the whole congregation. The would often wish them well, tell them that we missed them, and sometimes ask them to drop a check in the mail. I think they knew about the stereotype and made laughs about it. 

I would go back to that church every time the doors would open if it were the same people there.  It was a great group; even my wife, a life-long Methodist, thought the world of them.
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