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Shovel Kalashnikov (or Dolomite appreciation thread)


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1 hour ago, Dolomite_supafly said:

I am not THAT good.

 

1 hour ago, Ronald_55 said:

I hear modesty...After what you did on that AK pistol...

See, here's the thing...

I fully believe Dolomite could start with a larger shovel and:

  1. Use it to collect some bat guano
  2. Manufacture a crude but appropriate strength powder load for AK's from the guano
  3. Use it to collect sand
  4. Manufacture a crude but effective set of lenses from the sand
  5. Split shovel into thirds
  6. Use 1/3 of shovel paired with lenses to create combat ready 4x optic
  7. Use 1/3 of shovel to cast 30 steel AP 7.62x39mm bullets and casings
  8. Use 1/3 of shovel to form not only the receiver but also a 30 round magazine
  9. Use handle as stock as shown in photo, but use the handle to dig holes to discard of any bodies needed

Of course this would all take time, but he'd still be finished in time for lunch:bowrofl:

In other news, Chuck Norris once met DOLOMITE. Guess which one lived long enough to join TGO?

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Are you saying that if Dolomite fought in WWII, Europe would now be refered to as "The European States" of the US?


No, I’m saying if he fought in WWI, there wouldn’t have been a WWII:)


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12 minutes ago, CZ9MM said:

 


No, I’m saying if he fought in WWI, there wouldn’t have been a WWII:)


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I am starting to think Dolomite just has a gun as an accessory. Using it in a fight would be downgrading his effectiveness. 

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8 hours ago, Ronald_55 said:

I am starting to think Dolomite just has a gun as an accessory. Using it in a fight would be downgrading his effectiveness. 

Ok...now this is getting serious. We are putting Dolomite into the Chuck Norris category.

Dolo's good...but not Chuck good! lol

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