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Davidson Co Health Dept wants to know about your guns and bedroom activity


Dustbuster

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Pretty bad when your home county in TN wants to know about gun and bedroom habits, lifestyles and issues. Although many on here know I have a good sense of humor, this isn't funny at all.

Davidson County is coughing up 10 bucks for answers being pawned to the university of Illinois of all places. read the attachments, Look who signed off on it.

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Survey letters.pdf

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10 hours ago, joe4vol said:

Depending on what is asked in the survey you may have started a good joke

I was going to trash it. Jumped on a conference call and started flipping through it while bored,

when someone offers money to do a survey under the govt, I was naturally curious...couldn’t believe they sent this crap out.... 

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26 minutes ago, KahrMan said:

They ask if you keep guns in your car or truck.  The survey results would make a great shopping list for someone looking to steal a gun.  

Or a source list of searching places for those oh so not too likely ban and confiscate lists.:hiding:

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15 minutes ago, TripleGGG said:

Your boat hit my boat. It was a sad day. 

Its weird how many of y'all have boating accidents.  Have y'all considered not taking your guns with you?   

I can't lose my stuff in boating accidents because I don't boat but more importantly, because if I did lose it and didn't notify the ATF, I'd get in trouble. 

 

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I'm so old and memory loss is pretty bad, I think I once owned guns but don't remember exactly. As far as bedroom activities, I am like an old dog that chases the car, but can't drive it. LOL If I had guns, #1 they would be cocked, locked and ready to rock doc, #2 There would always be one in car and truck, more than likely more than 1. #3 Don't do drugs, don't even like taking a Tylenol after reading side effects. Any more stupid questions?

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I laughed when I read the survey. 

  1. Do you carry a gun in your car?
  2. If so, is it loaded?
  3. If so, is it locked? 
  4. Do you wear a Fitbit... etc.

I suggest a follow-up question. 

5. If you don't carry in your car loaded and unlocked, does your Fitbit, Nike Sports Watch, or Apple Watch indicate that you can run faster than 1,000 feet per second?

 

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Just a suggestion, but you could fill it out using the name and address of someone you hate. Maybe a troublesome ex or jerk boss? Maybe a politician!  :rolleyes:

Then answer the questions to make them look like they're one sick puppy. :eek:

I'm sure they'll appreciate the $10 when it comes. ;)

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