I'm glad you aren't around me

[npgunner]

I'm glad you aren't around me right now because ...


and it smells real bad.
Haha

[NRA]

Hey that's my kindergarten photo!

[TrickyNicky]

Oh man I've chowing down on those fiber one bars lately.

I've got so damn regular its irregular... Gas is funny though, and LOUD! Edited September 18, 2013 by TrickyNicky

[mav]

Yes, it is a good thing you are not around me because I just got back on my high protein weight gain diet and my flatulence could definitely knock a buzzard off a s*** wagon.

[rugerla1]

Is that Hilary Clinton's baby picture?

[mikegideon]

If you're gonna fart, do it right. Hit the White Castle, get you a 10 bagger, and eat the whole thing. 

[Guest 6.8 AR]

Evidently, you're too young to poot. At that age, it is called a mess. :D

[bigun]

I have musical ones, tenor or base, clear as a bell, smells like s---, sounds like hell.

[TrickyNicky]

If you're gonna fart, do it right. Hit the White Castle, get you a 10 bagger, and eat the whole thing.

<cough cough> Krystals <cough cough>

[mikegideon]

<cough cough> Krystals <cough cough>

 

Yeah. The fake ones work too, just not as well

[frmus66]

Oh man I've chowing down on those fiber one bars lately.

I've got so damn regular its irregular... Gas is funny though, and LOUD!

Do not eat more than 1 fart bar I mean fiber one bar at a time. You and every one around you will hate it. 

[TrickyNicky]

Yeah. The fake ones work too, just not as well

  

:rofl:

Do not eat more than 1 fart bar I mean fiber one bar at a time. You and every one around you will hate it.

Oh no my friend, I've been downing them 2-3 at a time. After the 3rd day your colon is so clean the gas doesn't even register on the
stink-o-meter.

[bersaguy]

Is that Hilary Clinton's baby picture?

 

My guess would be Joe Biden myself.................. :squint:

[mav]

  

:rofl:


Oh no my friend, I've been downing them 2-3 at a time. After the 3rd day your colon is so clean the gas doesn't even register on the
stink-o-meter.

 

Are you saying that your a$$ is now so clean that when you fart it is actually a whistle?  :)

[TrickyNicky]

Are you saying that your a$$ is now so clean that when you fart it is actually a whistle?  :)

Well clean as a whistle anyway, still sounds like a tuba though.

[ironsniper1]

I just let one that smelled so bad it made an onion cry!


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[Jesse]

My farts are always wet.

[npgunner]

My farts are always wet.

[Chucktshoes]

It is disappointing when I have really excellent farts by myself. To truly appreciate fine flatulence requires an audience and if it is captive, in a vehicle with the power windows locked out, all the better. :D Edited September 19, 2013 by Chucktshoes

[mikegideon]

It is disappointing when I have really excellent farts by myself. To truly appreciate fine flatulence requires an audience and if it is captive, in a vehicle with the power windows locked out, all the better. :D

 

Here's another proven technique. Get you a large Petro at the mall, and then walk it off in a grocery store. I wiped out an entire aisle once.

Edited September 19, 2013 by mikegideon

[TMF]

This is one man thing I haven't embraced. I'm not kidding, I walk outside to fart. Perhaps it is from years of being around dudes who are proud to shared their fecal molecules with everyone else in such a close proximity. I'm a combination of traumatized and self aware to the point I won't let one go unless I'm outside and downwind to mitigate the fall out zone. I just don't get it; and I come from a family that has farting contests.

[mikegideon]

When I hold my farts, it makes me feel like I'm on a date. That's traumatic to me :)

[mav]

This is one man thing I haven't embraced. I'm not kidding, I walk outside to fart. Perhaps it is from years of being around dudes who are proud to shared their fecal molecules with everyone else in such a close proximity. I'm a combination of traumatized and self aware to the point I won't let one go unless I'm outside and downwind to mitigate the fall out zone. I just don't get it; and I come from a family that has farting contests.

 

Please clarify, you walk outside to fart when you are alone, or just with company?  If I am with company, even if it is just one person, I won't pass gas (same thing for blowing your nose).  If I am by myself, I don't hold back.

[TMF]

Please clarify, you walk outside to fart when you are alone, or just with company? If I am with company, even if it is just one person, I won't pass gas (same thing for blowing your nose). If I am by myself, I don't hold back.

If I'm around people; it's a courtesy thing. As well I'll do it even if I'm by myself if I feel it's gonna be rank. I don't need to stink up the place I inhabit.

[TerryW]

I haven't trusted a fart in a few years now.  My "Chit-air" separator isn't what it used to be..

You young guys have it good.... :rofl:

Edited September 19, 2013 by TerryW