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npgunner

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If I'm around people; it's a courtesy thing.

 

Okay.  I am the same way.  I thought maybe you were just weird for a moment.

 

I am a rabid anti-farter when you are with company, especially when you are eating.  I actually threatened to fire a guy at work over farting.  One of our plant workers was talking to me in my office while I was eating, and he let out this loud and smelly fart.  He smiled and started laughing about it.  I stopped eating and informed him that if he ever did that in my presence again while I was eating, he was history.

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I work in a cube. I feel horrible for those around me when I fart but I'm not going to hold em in.

 

My cube is surrounded on 3 sides by uber-hot client exec gals in their 20's and 30's. Needless to say, I take a walk when I'm baking brownies. 

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My cube is surrounded on 3 sides by uber-hot client exec gals in their 20's and 30's. Needless to say, I take a walk when I'm baking brownies. 

 

Most of the people around me are men. The one girl buy me is essentially "one of the guys" so I wouldn't care if I crapped in front of her.

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I haven't trusted a fart in a few years now.  My "Chit-air" separator isn't what it used to be..

You young guys have it good.... :rofl:

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I damn near spit my coffee all over my 'puter. Yep. Can't trust them farts after ya start puttin' on some years.

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I actually used my fart last night to get out of sex so i could keep playing GTAV. Its a great weapon.

 

I am sorry but you are dumbass.  Turning down sex to play a video game???  :stunned:  :screwy:  Don't you know that if momma aint happy, nobodies happy.  :rofl:

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I actually used my fart last night to get out of sex so i could keep playing GTAV. Its a great weapon.


I've had serious injuries and still didnt turn down sex with my wife. It has never happened. The hell is the matter with you?
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I actually used my fart last night to get out of sex so i could keep playing GTAV. Its a great weapon.

  

Everyone is different, but it seems to me that your priorities are a bit skewed.


IF she finds out, I'm guessing that after him revealing that on the innerdwebs & gun forum, he ain't gonna be bothered with getting laid for a while.
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Seriously... I broke my neck when I was younger and still got to business in the neck brace.


Heck, when I was younger I risked certain death at the hands of the dad many times as opposed to turning down the opportunity to get it on with his daughter. Surely a video game wouldn't even enter into the realm of things which would keep me from having sex.
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It ain't about "chances", I just don't want to be the kind of....oh hell, you're right, why risk my imaginary chances.


No need to explain. I've got zero game but I couldn't rip one in front of a hotty. 12 years of marriage and my wife and I still don't do it unless by accident.
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Haha you guys are horn dogs. I been with the same woman 14 years. Sex can wait when a new awesome game just comes out.

Plenty of time to do the dirty deed.


I've been with mine for 10. Never once turned down a request. Don't think I could either for a few reasons. Other than the obvious, chicks take rejection much differently than we do.
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Haha you guys are horn dogs. I been with the same woman 14 years. Sex can wait when a new awesome game just comes out.

Plenty of time to do the dirty deed.

I'm not a gamer, so maybe that's why I don't understand what the hell you are talking about. My wife and I have been together 12 years and I still try to get sex as much as she will let me. :lol:
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I'm not a gamer, so maybe that's why I don't understand what the hell you are talking about. My wife and I have been together 12 years and I still try to get sex as much as she will let me. :lol:


well its not just games, ill turn down sex if the Titans are playing, if im tired, if I ate too much, if the walking dead is on, the nba finals, the superbowl. I have a big list of things that come before sex. And my wife is use to it. Women have a billion reasons too. So its all good.
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