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Believe me after 4 sons, the only true birth control is abstinence, tubal ligation,  or Vasectomy.   We have close to 20 pairs of those crocs.  The kids crocs rarely match they wear them anyway.  Getting married, getting old, sure didn't work either.   Headaches, bad back, I'm asleep, and other lame excuses didn't work either.  Wanting a baby girl was like pouring gasoline on the fire.

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Believe me after 4 sons, the only true birth control is abstinence, tubal ligation,  or Vasectomy.   We have close to 20 pairs of those crocs.  The kids crocs rarely match they wear them anyway.  Getting married, getting old, sure didn't work either.   Headaches, bad back, I'm asleep, and other lame excuses didn't work either.  Wanting a baby girl was like pouring gasoline on the fire.


I'd like that twice if I could.

I could wear those things on my hands, feet, and crotch, it wouldn't matter.

We've got two kids and one in the oven and each time us "trying" to get pregnant lasted about 2 days.
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I always thought the best birth control device was a pair of these.bcgs.jpg


I had never been more happy with my genetically superior eyesight than when they were issuing those BCGs out in basic training to the blind guys.
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I had never been more happy with my genetically superior eyesight than when they were issuing those BCGs out in basic training to the blind guys.


I had never had glasses before BCT. When they issued me my set I could actually see for the first time in my life. I didn't mind how ugly they were.
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I had never had glasses before BCT. When they issued me my set I could actually see for the first time in my life. I didn't mind how ugly they were.

Same here! I did get myself a decent pair after I got to my first command. :)

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I've seen Crocs with camouflage and leather on them, but every damn time I see a guy at the shooting range wearing a pair they are either bright orange or glow in the dark green. How can that be?


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Note the colors on the mirror ball...sorry couldn't resist roflmao


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2 of course it ate my spelling.
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[quote name="Steelharp" post="1087672" timestamp="1388621398"]Trust me. Nothing closes up ONE hole like the hole in a wedding ring. :([/quote] Strange.... I had a good friend of mine tell me once that he's never seen a ring plug a hole yet.
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