Shooting the Broccoli

[EssOne]

Seen on a tee shirt during a friend's trip through Utah:

 

 

 

"IF GOD HAD INTENDED FOR MAN TO BE A VEGETARIAN HE WOULD HAVE MADE BROCCOLI MORE FUN TO SHOOT AT."

 

                                        

                                                   At long last somebody found a suitable use for the @#$%^ stuff.

 

                                                                                                   :rofl:

Edited July 27, 2015 by EssOne

[BigK]

Personally, I love broccoli. It's an elusive prey, however. Fond of taking shelter in cool wet places that are well-lit and crowded, broccoli knows a would-be hunter will not be able to take a clean shot. The easiest way to capture this prey, is to snatch it up, smother it with a plastic bag, and haul it out of it's den in a metal cart along with some its friends, like a ribeye steak and a baking potato. YMMV

[hipower]

After my childhood and teenage years...I can't believe I'm saying this.

 

Steamed broccoli with my oriental meals, raw broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, onions, radishes, and leafy greens make a salad.

 

Not four kinds of chopped meat and boiled eggs with lots of honey mustard dressing.

[buck1032]

Personally, I love broccoli. It's an elusive prey, however. Fond of taking shelter in cool wet places that are well-lit and crowded, broccoli knows a would-be hunter will not be able to take a clean shot. The easiest way to capture this prey, is to snatch it up, smother it with a plastic bag, and haul it out of it's den in a metal cart along with some its friends, like a ribeye steak and a baking potato. YMMV

That Sir has had me laughing!

[gjohnsoniv]

Personally, I love broccoli. It's an elusive prey, however. Fond of taking shelter in cool wet places that are well-lit and crowded, broccoli knows a would-be hunter will not be able to take a clean shot. The easiest way to capture this prey, is to snatch it up, smother it with a plastic bag, and haul it out of it's den in a metal cart along with some its friends, like a ribeye steak and a baking potato. YMMV

You win this thread.

[DWARREN123]

I have come to like Broccoli as I have gotten older. A little cheese sauce or butter when done correctly is delicious.  

I have also come to like many other foods I did not like when much younger.

[FUJIMO]

My biggest problem is eating myself sick on it and it's brethern,lol.

Being part of the cruciferae family it can play hell on your gi tract when eaten in quantity

[angler]

Broccoli: steamed, with butter, steak, baked potato, ice tea! YES!!!!

[Grand Torino]

Personally, I love broccoli. It's an elusive prey, however. Fond of taking shelter in cool wet places that are well-lit and crowded, broccoli knows a would-be hunter will not be able to take a clean shot. The easiest way to capture this prey, is to snatch it up, smother it with a plastic bag, and haul it out of it's den in a metal cart along with some its friends, like a ribeye steak and a baking potato. YMMV

That's pretty funny right there.

[JAB]

...raw broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, onions, radishes, and leafy greens make a salad.

 

Not four kinds of chopped meat and boiled eggs with lots of honey mustard dressing.

 

Why not all of the above?  Of course, you forgot the cheese.  And I like ranch or bleu cheese dressing better than honey mustard (although honey mustard is great for dipping chicken fingers.)

[hipower]

Why not all of the above?  Of course, you forgot the cheese.  And I like ranch or bleu cheese dressing better than honey mustard (although honey mustard is great for dipping chicken fingers.)

 

Right, but have to draw the line somewhere. I can feel my arteries blocking just thinking about that salad mix. lol

[bersaguy]

Right, but have to draw the line somewhere. I can feel my arteries blocking just thinking about that salad mix. lol

Can you explain to me how it feels when your arteries are blocking so I will also know when to quit eating things like that salad of yours!!!!!!!.......................

[hipower]

When the only thing left is the veggie portion, and you have that nice full, had a lot of protein feeling. Then top it off with a decadent triple chocolate brownie.

 

MMmmmmm.