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I'll bet that most folks here are familiar with the Asian version of caning for punishment.

 

So, I had a credit card that was really cool.  The three digit code on back of the card was .357 (ok, I added the point in front, but it really did have 357)

 

So, some scumbag started with fraudulent charges.  The card had to be replaced with one that has three very uncool numbers.

 

This is absolutely a caning offense.

 

Next, whoever had the bright idea that only one lane was needed on the ramp from I-40W to the 440 loop in Nashville is on the list as well.

 

How about you?  Seen any caning offenses lately?

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I have said for several years that I believe I could do away with the drug problem with caning. I think 2 forms of punishment, no prisons only local jails. The 2 forms of punishment would be caning and hanging. When the cops pick up some nickel and dime drug dealer have x number of licks applied with a cane. Next time he is picked up double the number and 3rd time hang him at the county courthouse that has a permanent set of gallows. Same way with different crimes, say a DUI, now he gets his license pulled and a big $ fine, he loses his job because he can't drive, his wife divorces him and everything spirals out of control. With the caning punishment he gets a prescribed number of licks and he will quit the DUI habit, he keeps his license, job and wife. Tell me if this is crazy or not? For crimes that caning is too severe, community service by keeping trash picked up etc.

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Police speeding.

 

Using a cell phone in a theater.

 

Using a cell phone while driving.

 

Having more than 10 items in the express lane.

 

Taking up more than one parking space.

 

Hunting from someone else's deer stand.

 

Flying a drone over someone else's property without permission.

 

Visible underwear in public.

 

Agreeing to do something and not following through.

 

Putting sugar in cornbread.

 

Having a dremel tool near a quality firearm.

 

Spitting out used chewing gum where people walk.

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Just about anything thats indecent, scummy or has to deal with 40SW or Chevy deserves a caning.

Now some people deserve immolation and/or detonation
- Abortionists
- People who make fun of special needs kids
- The Kardashians
- Rapists and molestors
- Fraudsters
- Contractors who make 12 ft long patch cables
- People who harm children
- Feminazis on Tumblr
- The mere concept of Hooters

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Just about anything thats indecent, scummy or has to deal with 40SW or Chevy deserves a caning.

Now some people deserve immolation and/or detonation
- Abortionists
- People who make fun of special needs kids
- The Kardashians
- Rapists and molestors
- Fraudsters
- Contractors who make 12 ft long patch cables
- People who harm children
- Feminazis on Tumblr
- The mere concept of Hooters

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It's really hard to dismiss any of these points. So I won't.

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Just about anything thats indecent, scummy or has to deal with 40SW or Chevy deserves a caning.

Now some people deserve immolation and/or detonation
- Abortionists
- People who make fun of special needs kids
- The Kardashians
- Rapists and molestors
- Fraudsters
- Contractors who make 12 ft long patch cables
- People who harm children
- Feminazis on Tumblr
- The mere concept of Hooters

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What's wrong with a 12 ft patch cable?

I may or may not have been a contractor at some point in the past...
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Just about anything thats indecent, scummy or has to deal with 40SW or Chevy deserves a caning.

Now some people deserve immolation and/or detonation
- Abortionists
- People who make fun of special needs kids
- The Kardashians
- Rapists and molestors
- Fraudsters
- Contractors who make 12 ft long patch cables
- People who harm children
- Feminazis on Tumblr
- The mere concept of Hooters

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You forgot this douchebag...

 

justin-bieber-300.jpg

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Hipsters.  

 

Animal abusers. 

 

Anything or anyone affiliated with Comcast cable.

 

Lazy workers and bad contractors.

 

Rafters...when i'm fishing the Nolichucky River.

 

Anyone that has the nerve to pull right up beside you and fish, out of the whole entire lake, while you're on your favorite fishing spot.

 

That guy that looks like he can barely afford a pack of smokes buying $50 worth of random lotto tix, and takes 5mins in line to decide when all i need is my receipt from the gas pump-which was out of receipt paper.  ARRRH! multiple canes please!

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Just about anything thats indecent, scummy or has to deal with 40SW or Chevy deserves a caning.

Now some people deserve immolation and/or detonation
- Abortionists
- People who make fun of special needs kids
- The Kardashians
- Rapists and molestors
- Fraudsters
- Contractors who make 12 ft long patch cables
- People who harm children
- Feminazis on Tumblr
- The mere concept of Hooters

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So what's wrong with Hooters? :devil:

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Police speeding.

 

Using a cell phone in a theater.

 

Using a cell phone while driving.

 

Having more than 10 items in the express lane.

 

Taking up more than one parking space.

 

Hunting from someone else's deer stand.

 

Flying a drone over someone else's property without permission.

 

Visible underwear in public.

 

Agreeing to do something and not following through.

 

Putting sugar in cornbread.

 

Having a dremel tool near a quality firearm.

 

Spitting out used chewing gum where people walk.

 

What?! You don't like sweet southern cornbread? That's just not right.

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It would all be over... I had the distinct honor to see one of these while in Malaysia. The guys in line were crying and pissing themselves before it was there turn when they herd the snap and when the guy was getting the lashes he lost consciousness. So they stopped the caning while the Doc brought him back to, then they resumed.  I found a video of one posted on the web http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5aa_1319800677

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People that make apple butter with store bought applesauce and use red hots (candy) to flavor it :mad:

 

People that park in a handicap parking place without a tag

 

Most kids and youngsters these days :bored:

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What's wrong with a 12 ft patch cable?

I may or may not have been a contractor at some point in the past...

When youre running a gigantic JOC in a SOUTHCOM AO and have close to 30 different enclaves stacked miles high on top of each other and have to unstrand those long ass cables...

Then the J6 CW5 makes you cut them down and turn them into 6 inch........

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So what's wrong with Hooters? :devil:

Hooters causes
1) males to objectify females as sexual props
2) the worst buffalo wings on the planet
3) more fuel for the feminazi agenda
4) places for creepy old men and teenagers to gather
5) pressures females to dress like hobags
6) adds more sexuality to the American food industry that wasnt needed
7) I dont like the color orange


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