I got this from a friend and thought I'd share

[Guest billwilly73]

An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts:

"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have **** in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"

The Amish man shouts back in English:

"Use two hands, you'll get more!"

[Paletiger13]

Hilarious!!! Too good

[Guest tnmale46]

good one thanks

[Guest hoss6175]

i needed that thanks

[bteague2]

hahaha wow. saved and sent.

[Guest proudsuthrner]

HAHAHA thats great man

[Guest Bluemax]

Thats hilarious, I hope you don't mind but I may have to pass that on along if I can memorize ths Amish speak

[Guest billwilly73]

I was rollin when I read it............pass it along to everyone you know and good luck trying to memorize the Amish stuff

[Guest tnpanscraper]

Funny