Haha

[Guest Traumaslave]

>

> A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her

> nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

>

> 'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'

>

> Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says

> his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay,

> he knows the bank manager.

>

> Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

>

> The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain

> elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

>

> Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the

> bank manager and disappears into a back office.

>

> She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger

> out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he

> wants to use this as collateral.'

>

> She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'

>

> (you're gonna love this)

>

> The bank manager looks back at her and says...

>

> 'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a

> Rolling Stone.'

>

> (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

>

> Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

[saintsfanbrian]

I heard a similar version only her name was Patty Mack.