Election Day Songs...

[NuTcAsE]

To the tune of Elvira....

OBAMA

Obama,.... Obama,..... He's goooot a white mama, Obama..

Ears that look like a camel's,

Lips like blueberry wine..

Can't believe people's stupid 'nuff

to 'lect that liberal sliiiiiiime,

Let's see you jump an holler

When he steals your last 2 dollars

Go ahead and let's hear you whiiine

I'ma sayin' Obama, Obama, He's goooot a white mama, Obama..

Giddy up a Giddy up a Giddy up a mow mow....

Giddy up a Giddy up a Giddy up a mow mow....

Hiiigh Ho Clyde and Away......

To the tune of Shamalama ding dong........

OBAMALAMALAMADINGDONG

Obamalama, (Baaby) Obamalamalama Ding Dong..

You put the Ooh Oww Oww (OH, OH uh, Oh)

Back into my billfold,

That is why... (That is why)...

That is why... (That is why)...

You are my ghetto sugar daddy (YEAHHHH)

To the tune of Cocain

McCain

If you need to whip some commie ass

He'll whip some commie ass

McCain

Was a prisoner of war

They couldn't take no more of

McCain

That's no lie, That's no lie, That's no lie,

McCain

( butt rippin guitar solo...)

He's gotta hockey mom

whip you sissy poms

Mcain

When she gets real loose

She can slay a moose

McCain

That's no lie, That's no lie, That's no lie,

McCain

Laugh today!!!!!!

[Guest Verbal Kint]

Obama,.... Obama,..... He's goooot a white mama, Obama..

<chorus chant>

And his grandma is dead!

<chorus chant>

What? Too soon?