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Blondes - You Gotta Love'em


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A blonde and her husband are lying in bed

Listening to the next door neighbor's dog.

It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.

The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,

"I've had enough of this".

She goes downstairs..

The blonde finally comes back up to bed

And her husband says "The dog is still barking,

What have you been doing?"

The blonde says,

"I put the dog in our backyard,

let's see how THEY like it!

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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'

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A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad Hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it To a repair shop.

The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he

Decided to have some fun.. He told her to go home and blow into the

Tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started Blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened.. So she blew a little Harder, and still nothing happened.

Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, 'What are you doing?' The first Blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the Tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

The roommate rolled her eyes and said, 'Uh, like hello!

You need to roll up the windows first.'

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These are just too cute not to pass on!!!!

A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver Thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took It to the clerk to ask what it was..

The clerk said,

'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot,

And cold things cold.'

'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's amazing..... .I'm going to buy it!' So she Bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.

Her boss saw it on her desk. 'What's that,' he asked?

'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot and cold things Cold,' she replied..

Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?'

The blond replied..... ...'Two popsicles and some coffee.'

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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'

The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that My mother had passed away.'

The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't you go home for the Day? Take the day off to relax and rest.'

'Thanks, but I'd be better off

here. I need to keep my mind off it and

I have the best chance of doing that here.'

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out from his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically.

'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.

'No!' exclaims the blonde. 'I just received a horrible call from my sister. Her mother died, too!'

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These are just too cute not to pass on!!!!

You're right... They are awful cute.... :meh:

But I did laugh at all of them....

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