My hat's off to you. Literally. Because the wife can't stand it.

[Guest jackdm3]

This doesnt have the same effect as when you posted the "stays in the picture" picture like 10 times.

It seemed to need emphasizing. After she read this, she laughed and got the point, so I didn't see the need waste the space here any longer.

[Mike.357]

so I didn't see the need waste the space here any longer.

I am alerting the media, this is a first.

[Guest jackdm3]

Yes, yes Senor Postwhore!

[trblmkr13]

Jack is a posting machine

[Guest jackdm3]

Used to be. Summer's been slow.

[Guest Jamie]

I think you are a hat person wannabe. A real hat guy would put their hat on as they get dressed. Extra hats are not needed in the vehicle.

I have one hat, and it goes on my head any time I leave the house for anything more than a short trip out into the yard. My current one has been filling that role for more than a decade, and when it finally gets too nasty or full'a holes to wear, I'll find another of some sort.

I don't remember exactly when I started wearing a hat, but it was a long time ago now.

Anyway, here's mine, with some "friends". If you ever see it out and about, rest assured that it's me under it.

... and if you ever meet anyone claiming to be me, without a hat... shoot 'em, 'cause they're a liar and an impostor.

P.S. I DO NOT wear baseball caps. Ever.

[tntnixon]

I was buying my wife a brand new Acura RL. We were at Gary Force Acura in Cool Springs (a very fancy show room), when the salesperson asked me "Is there anything I can do to make you happier with your purchase?" I looked at him an said "Find a gun rack that will work in it". I thought my wife was gonna kill me!!!