gun sane

Have you noticed how many towns are named after their water tower?

Why is there enough asphalt to make speed bumps but not enough to fill potholes?

Rabbits began breaching the bulwarks here at Teetering on the Brink, so I began the search for a non-lethal, albeit painfully discouraging weapon to use against them. The Daisy Red Ryder Adult 650 BB gun fit the bill. The special Elmer Fudd edition was requested but alas, inventories were Out of Stock. It's not your daddy's BB gun--or maybe even yours from days gone by--but it's still decently accurate and zips along at 350 fps. The old loading hole has moved to the side of the barrel, but has a slightly larger entry chute (BBs still spill everywhere). And, of course, there's a dad-gum safety. Eye protection was not included, therefore the Christmas Story warning still applies. I've already zapped two bad bunnies who were making the garden a smorgasbord and sent them hopping with a sore butt. The neighbors love the long-eared pests, so I've got to be vewy, vewy quiet.

Sorry to hear of your job setback. Praying for a speedy recovery. GLWS.

However, many states allow medical marijuana. I guess we'll have to wait for the smoke to clear before this gets hammered out. ATF: Until recreational cannabis is federally legalized, pot users cannot own guns - CBS Minnesota (cbsnews.com)

She sales sea sells by the seashore....or, words to that effect.

Prayer sent and received!

The articles says, "Zimmerman [an attorney] said the P320 is “unique” in that SIG Sauer is the only manufacturer making this type of gun without an external manual safety. That device, known as a tab trigger, needs to be depressed “intentionally” to make sure the gun can fire. Without that tab being depressed, the gun can’t fire." Sig isn't the only company that makes a pistol without an external manual safety. Are they confusing a grip safety with a thumb safety and calling it a "tab trigger?"

Cops are claiming their duty weapon is firing even when holstered. Have liberals at last found the gun that goes off by itself? Dozens of cops claim SIG Sauer handguns fire on their own — without even being touched (nypost.com)

I use the safety that's between my ears. But it's been known to fail me several times over the years.

All hail the S&W Shield Plus! Or, maybe you'd prefer not to....

Evidently, the "Stand your Ground" doctrine applies only if you keep your eyes open while shooting. Man arrested after he returns fire at car thieves outside of his Shelby County home | News | fox13memphis.com

To distinguish me from the mall shooters.

It might come in handy if you're ever in a Macao casino fighting bad guys and Komodo dragons.

Another good reason to avoid Florida Peaches. Florida Woman Admits to Cheating Holocaust Survivor Out of $2.8M (breitbart.com)

Reads fingerprints and scans face before you get down to business. The good news: Perps can't wear gloves or a mask to hide their ID. The bad news: Battery must have enough juice for duration of combat. Fingerprint-activated 9mm handgun coming to market | Fox News

Man robbed at gunpoint in Knoxville while meeting to sell gun (wate.com)

Since they are both constitutional rights, buying a gun should be just as easy as voting. Or, voting should be just as difficult as buying a gun.

I had a vasectomy because I didn't want kids. But when I got home from the operation, they were still there.

I'm posting this here because we don't have a Science Fiction Forum. Expert testifies that a single round from an AR-15 can sever the upper body from the lower body – twitchy.com