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  1. If anything, we must think even more when we are carrying a firearm. Your friend needs to realize that when he straps on his firearm, any fight that he gets into immediately becomes a "gun fight" by default. He may never draw, but the gun is still there and he may have to fight to retain the weapon during a scuffle.

    People like your friend worry me. We should practice avoidance as much as we practice drawing and firing.

    I totally agree!

    That is why I listed this person as an "acquaintence" and not as a friend.

    When I am with persons - or friends - who carry, we must be mutually thoughtful because if I do something stupid with my gun, I automatically draw him or her into it, as well.

    And vice versa . . .

  2. So many great comments above . . . great wisdom. One small addition:

    THINK THINK THINK THINK THINK and then THINK SOME MORE - carrying a firearm does not negate thinking about where we are and what is going on around us. Going for the gun should be the LAST option, and not the first. I have an acquaintence who states, "I just go and do what I want without thinking about it because I have a gun." WRONG! When I am walking in a parking lot of a business at dusk, I am not "turning my brain off" because I am carrying. I am vigilent, watchful, and am prepared for evasive action that may - or may not - include drawing my weapon.

  3. Thats how one makes meat loaf eh!?

    I always thought it was:

    one pack hamburger[reads any size]

    one half bottle catsup [reads any size bottle]

    one helluva scoop garlic

    Cook till not bleeding

    Oh,did I mention I'm not married

    If and when you meet the "woman of your dreams," you may want to think twice before fixing this dish for her . . .

  4. :)AMBIGUITY, as well as the

    idiosyncrasies of English:

    1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.

    2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.

    3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

    4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

    5. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL

    THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

    6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, 'WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP

    SECTION?' SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

    7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

    8. IF A DEAF PERSON SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH

    SOAP?

    9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT

    CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

    10 . IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

    11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO 'GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?'

    12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATIN G AN ENDANGERED

    PLANT?

    13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

    14. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

    15. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL

    CLEAN THEM?

    16. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

    17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

    18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO

    REMAIN SILENT?

    19. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

    20. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD

    SIGNS?

    21. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

    22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

    23. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?

    24. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?

    25. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

    26. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

    27. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

    28. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

    29. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?

    30. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED 'HEMORRHOIDS' INSTEAD OF 'ASSTEROIDS'?

    31. WHY IS I T CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

    32. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

    33. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DO THEY BECOME

    DISORIENTED?

    34. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

  5. Subject: FBI Job Opening

    The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background

    checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two

    men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the

    men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that

    you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.

    Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill

    her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my

    wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.

    Take your wife and go home.'

    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and

    went into the room All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes,

    'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'

    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same

    instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the

    room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming,

    crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

    The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat

    from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to

    beat him to death with the chair.'

    MORAL:

    Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

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