Jump to content

Luckyforward

Lifetime Benefactor
  • Posts

    3,593
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    54
  • Feedback

    0%

Posts posted by Luckyforward

  1. OK friends, time to stop by with your opinion . . .

    Some feel that laser grips are the greatest thing since beer in a can because you have the ability to put the "dot" exactly where you are going to shoot.

    Others totally dislike laser grips because in a dangerous situation, the laser may tend to give away your position and allow you to become a target.

    I would appreciate hearing your opinions on the subject. I can see both sides, but am not sure where I fall out. Please share!

  2. I'm with you, Natosha. Back in the 80's I bought a first run Colt .380; great little gun, but was recalled three times and still was never quite right. Later models were fine.

    I'm gonna wait . . .

  3. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

    >

    >

    > You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like,

    > if

    > you like sports, she should like it that you like sports,

    > and she

    > should keep the chips and dip coming.

    >

    > - Alan, age 10

    >

    >

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    >

    >

    > No person really decides before they grow up who

    > they're

    > going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you

    > get to find out

    > later who you're stuck with.

    >

    > - Kristen, age 10

    >

    >

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    >

    >

    > WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

    >

    > Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person

    > FOREVER by then.

    >

    > - Camille, age 10

    >

    >

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    >

    >

    > HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

    >

    > You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be

    > yelling at the same kids.

    >

    > - Derrick, age 8

    >

    >

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    >

    >

    > WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

    >

    > Both don't want any more kids.

    >

    > - Lori, age 8

    >

    >

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    >

    >

    > WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

    >

    > Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to

    > get

    > to know each other. Even boys have something to say if

    > you listen long

    > enough.

    >

    > - Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

    >

    >

    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

    >

    >

    > On the first date, they just tell each other lies and

    > that usually gets them interested enough to go for a

    > second date.

    >

    > - Martin, age 10

    >

    >

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    ----

    >

    >

    > WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

    >

    > I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call

    > all the

    > newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the

    > dead columns.

    >

    > - Craig, age 9

    >

    >

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    ---------

    >

    >

    > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

    >

    > When they're rich.

    >

    > - Pam, age 7

    >

    > The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't

    > want to mess with that.

    >

    > - Curt, age 7

    >

    > The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you

    > should marry them and have kids with them. It's the

    > right thing to do.

    >

    > - Howard, age 8

    >

    >

    -----------------------------------------------------------------------

    >

    >

    > IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

    >

    > It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.

    > Boys need someone to clean up after them.

    >

    > - Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

    >

    >

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------

    >

    >

    > HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET

    > MARRIED?

    >

    > There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,

    > wouldn't there?

    >

    > - Kelvin, age 8

    >

    >

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    --

    >

    >

    > And the #1 Favorite is........

    >

    > HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

    >

    > Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks

    > like a dump truck.

    >

    > - Ricky, age 10

  4. Time for a few laughs on a Wednesday night!

    Subject: And then the fight started..............

    I rear-ended a car this morning.

    So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out

    of his car.

    You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things

    just seem funny?

    Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

    He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT

    HAPPY!!!'

    So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

    And then the fight started.....

    **********************************************************************

    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace

    expensive....

    so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started....

    ************************************************************************

    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social

    Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license

    to verify my age. I looked I n my pockets and realized I had left my

    wallet at home.

    I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and

    come back later.

    The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

    So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

    She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'

    and she processed my Social Security application.

    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the

    Social Security office.

    She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten

    disability, too'

    And then the fight started.....

    ***********************************************************************

    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I

    kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a

    nearby table.

    My wife asked,' Do you know her?'

    'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to

    drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she

    hasn't been sober since.'

    'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on

    celebrating that long?'

    And then the fight started.....

  5. I do have something that worked for me last year . . . I hung aluminum pie pans on tomato stakes suspended with monofilament line. Wind blew them around . . . kept squirrels and wabbits away

  6. Help me out. My green pepper plants are the best they have ever looked. Tall, green, and growing well . . . with no sign of a bloom forming. I do see some black around joints.

    What am I doing wrong?

TRADING POST NOTICE

Before engaging in any transaction of goods or services on TGO, all parties involved must know and follow the local, state and Federal laws regarding those transactions.

TGO makes no claims, guarantees or assurances regarding any such transactions.

THE FINE PRINT

Tennessee Gun Owners (TNGunOwners.com) is the premier Community and Discussion Forum for gun owners, firearm enthusiasts, sportsmen and Second Amendment proponents in the state of Tennessee and surrounding region.

TNGunOwners.com (TGO) is a presentation of Enthusiast Productions. The TGO state flag logo and the TGO tri-hole "icon" logo are trademarks of Tennessee Gun Owners. The TGO logos and all content presented on this site may not be reproduced in any form without express written permission. The opinions expressed on TGO are those of their authors and do not necessarily reflect those of the site's owners or staff.

TNGunOwners.com (TGO) is not a lobbying organization and has no affiliation with any lobbying organizations.  Beware of scammers using the Tennessee Gun Owners name, purporting to be Pro-2A lobbying organizations!

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to the following.
Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Guidelines
 
We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.