2012 DNC National Convention Schedule

[mikegideon]

4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony

4:05 PM Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:15 PM Ceremonial 'I Hate America' led by Michelle Obama

4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire , Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing, "Great Balls of Fire"

5:00 PM UFO Abduction Survival , Joe Biden

5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite

5:45 PM Tribute to All 57 States

6:00 PM Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer

8:30 PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

9:00 PM Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl

9:15 PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo , Michael Moore

9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangel

10:00 PM Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners, Rosie O'Donnell

10:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for Iraq & Afghanistan

11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration

11:15 PM Free Gov. Blagojevich rally

11:30 PM Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards

11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish, Obama Presiding

12:00 AM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher

12:01 AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior

12:05 AM Celestial Choirs Sing

3:00 AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

[Guest 6.8 AR]

4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony by Bill Ayers!

12:01 AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior by adorning the rainbow halo

[QuietDan]

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