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"Black Rifle: guarded by the Mogwai


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"The Mogwai" may look like a small furry dog, but in actuality is a very close relative of the Ewoks from the Forest Moon of Endor in the Star Wars movies.

 

And, "Black Rifle" is an Ancient Heirloom of the Clan of Graycrait of the Village of Clark, in the Province of Tenn-ess-ee, near the border of the fearsome Ken-Tucks.

 

Though small in size, Ewoks, and their cousins, including "The Mogwai," are very smart and fearsome warriors.

 

Some believe "The Mogwai" is skilled in 13 forms of martial arts, is adept with almost all varieties of lethal weapons including barking and biting, and possesses great stealth capabilities when necessary. Also, "The Mogwai" reportedly can Kill You with its Mind; or its breath, if it gets close enough; or its tongue, by licking you to death.

 

All is not as it appears to be; appearances can be misleading, or even fatal for the naive.

 

Beware!

Edited by QuietDan
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