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Luckyforward

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  1. Luckyforward

    Vampire Gun

    wow . . .
  2. This might be more believable if most of the words were not misspelled . . .
  3. I like Phil Fulmer a lot, and I hate to see him go. At the same time, it is time for him - I think the fire went out and without Cutcliffe, he has just been going through the motions.
  4. Who do you like for the World Series? Right now bottom of the 7th and tied up 3 - 3
  5. I agree . . . I am a Ruger fan, and hate they are having difficulties. Never owned one of their autos, though.
  6. Very interesting . . . sounds like legal CYA . . .
  7. It IS sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true!
  8. Gee . . . and someone from my own hometown asked me this . . .
  9. Maybe so . . . maybe so . . . LOL
  10. Hmmm . . . a cat looking at a beaver . . .
  11. Get a pellet rifle and PUMP IT UP! LOL
  12. But will UT pay him off? NOT small change!
  13. Nothing like having a "likker license" . . .
  14. I was so sad I stopped on the way home and got some Skyy . . .
  15. Where did you get the picture of my former mother in law?
  16. :rolleyes:If anyone needs their gun registered, I'll happily provide a certificate of registration for only $50 . . . Now my certificate and $1.50 will buy you a Coke out of many machines, but it will provide a gun registration to those who NEED it!
  17. Stuff from Rosie is the result when you have lots of money and may "blog" to your fans, but have no sense to guide what you say . . . In the immortal words of Forrest Gump, "Stupid is as stupid does!"
  18. A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.' The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!' 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?' 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.' The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.' HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!
  19. Oh, I forgot another . . . I was shooting skeet a few years ago, and after I yelled "Pull", shot at the clay pigeon, broke it, and a dove also fell . . . guess it happened by at the wrong time!
  20. Luckyforward

    8-0

    It does take the pressure off him for awhile . . . I hope it helps him!
  21. I was 16 years old and was squirrel hunting with my trusty 16 ga. L.C. Smith double barrel. I saw two squirrels run out on a limb, and I slowly raised the gun and pulled the trigger. When I went over to see what I shot, there were 4 . . . yes, four, dead squirrels lying there! I guess they must have bunched up and the shot caught them all, but 4 squirrels in one shot! Back in those days, the limit for squirrels in TN was 6. I went hunting at 6 AM, killed two by 6:30, killed 4 in one shot around 6:50. Only time in my life I killed my limit in less than an hour!
  22. You and I are in the SAME boat . . .
  23. Ain't no way I'd carry it . . . afraid one missed shot would have me singing 3 or 4 octaves higher . . .
  24. Luckyforward

    8-0

    It was a good ball game . . . Titans played well, and Collins is staying consistent. I just wonder where Vince is in his mind right now about not playing?
  25. I am pleased to say that this was not a letter I personally received!

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