Cajun

That has been going around for awhile, Its funny as crap though.

Sad!

Not legally.

Yea really! I just joined as a life member and cant believe I didnt do it years ago!

X2!

I am with this guy! I think some of you are lucky David has calmed down alot in the last several months!

Wrong tigers. By stangin

I agree!

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

R I P

Nice avatar lol.

Very nice!

x2

I LOLED!

Very well said!

Good luck man.

That will affect you as well as me so I guess we will laugh at each other!

Time to quit aint it?

EXL here, and I will buy!

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's ****ing beef.

Man she went nutz!

Congrats mike! You should see JJ (the Puppy) now he is huge!