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Writes jokes for the Pope.

I for one am glad that I didn't go into a Target and use a credit card there from Black Friday through Christmas.  It ain't no fun trying to prove who you are to the credit people.

I'll never forget the first time in Navy boot camp we were told to line up "nuts to butts." Somehow, we all knew what that meant. But the years have taken their toll and I've forgotten a lot of the other slang we used. This article is a quick course in unofficial military lingo. I only recognize about four on this list, but some weren't in use 40 years ago, especially by non-combat personnel. How many are familiar to you?   http://www.businessinsider.com/military-phrases-2013-12

King of the empty threads.

Aren't these the same folks who ho-hum in the summer when we're all baking down south?

  I can get a false ID.  All I need to know is where and when you go to lunch.   :devil:   I met Dolomite and his lovely wife at a gun show.  A real first class couple.  We certainly do need more of that kind in the world

Felt an urge to run against Lamar, but the fire in his belly turned out to be bad liquor.

Flunked the TSA employment test when he couldn't find an ass with both hands.

I tried Basil Hayden's Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey tonight on the recommendation of my local liquor pusher.  Pretty good going down.

Whenever he hears the song, "Afternoon Delight," he thinks of his nap.

When I was working as an aircraft mechanic a lot of guys owed their soul to the Snap-On route salesman, but Craftsman was always my go-to.  I haven't had to buy tools in years, but for whatever I need to do I'm sure Home Depot or even Ace Hardware will suffice. 

I've got a hunch this is why Roebuck pulled out years ago.

Three reasons why this is repulsive news to liberals:   (1)  It's Walmart.   (2)  Our president prefers dog.   (3)  Libs don't like FOX with anything.

  The day things do make sense is when we get our country back.

This will make you appreciate the prime donkey meat we get here.   http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014/01/02/Fox-meat-makes-an-ass-of-Wal-Marts-China-donkey-product

Can't make up his mind if he wants to be a visionary.

His best idea so far:  Little League farm teams.

Voldemort's TGO mole.

Hell just froze over.   http://www.myfoxny.com/story/24340294/justice-delays-health-laws-birth-control-mandate

A duck checks in with his answering service.     "Hey, Phil Robertson's been calling you all morning."

Keeps Walmart shelves empty of jock itch cream.

I've pretty much settled on Red Dot or Titegroup for my .380 and 9mm.  I have AA#7 for my .40 S&W Hi-Point carbine loads and am still experimenting for my .357 lever action Rossi.  One thing I have ruled out are Remington primers.  The skin's too tough for light-strike pistols.  Federal, Winchester and CCI are thin enough for consistent performance.

Didn't know if he should have turned his clocks ahead or back one hour for New Year's Day.

Plays the Knockout Game, but always gives his opponent the first move.

Training small dogs to pull his sleigh.