Wanted: True Americans against Terrorism

[Guest dlstewart01]

Wanted: True Americans against Terrorism

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman

other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next

Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of

their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist

effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front

of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think

its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all

American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6 -pack

at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American

government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your

participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless !

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at

least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are

in the position of posing as a national threat to America.

[Garufa]

Uh, Saturday is college football day.

The parade must come through the back yard too.

Edited October 7, 2009 by Garufa

[Guest SUNTZU]

Don't tell Frank the Tank.

[Garufa]

Don't tell Frank the Tank.

We don't need him streaking through the town square, much less my back yard.

[Guest SUNTZU]

Pull!

[Guest mustangdave]

HERE HERE!!!! Grand Idea

[mousegunner]

Let's get real. Most ladies (and men) look better clothed!

[Sidinman]

Damn the football

[Guest shultz]

I think it needs to be noted there is a big difference between a country like Saudi Arabia and some of the more moderate Islamic countries such as the UAE, Bahrain, Albania, etc.

[Guest SUNTZU]

I don't.

[Chief07]

Let the parade start!God bless America!Grab the beer.

[Sidinman]

Here! Here!

[Guest H0TSH0T]

tricky chain letter will have to change it to 2nd and none.....

[redneck]

I got the beer , start the parade .