Cadillac

[Steelharp]

I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive just to drive that sucker before they become extinct...

The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all its wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat. I stated the car must be a Republican car.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican car and I explained that if it were a Democrat car, the seats would blow smoke up your a$$ year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership...

[Guest cjr]

That almost made me piss myself!!!! Mind if I use that one.

My wife drives one,It is a great truck.

[ShamGlock]

That's funny

[Bubba0031]

[Steelharp]

Then there's Toyota's new model...no brakes, no steering, accelerator sticks...The Kamikaze!

[Bubba0031]

The Japanese during WWII were the original kamikazes so they are just keeping up the tradition of their forefathers

[MacGyver]

That's awesome.