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A foursome of male golfers, all in their 40's, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters, because the waitresses were young, good looking, had big breasts and wore short-shorts.
>>>>> Ten years later, at age 50, the golfing buddies once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the food and service was good, they had many televisions to watch the games on, and the beer selection was excellent.
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>>>>> Ten years later, at age 60, the foursome again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters, because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace, and it was good value for the money.
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>>>>> Ten years later, at age 70, they discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters, because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.
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>>>>> Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters, because they had never been there before.

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Nice one.  Okay....another here is another golfer's joke:

 

 

Do you know the difference between a golf ball and a woman's erogenous zone?  No?  A man will actually take some time to look for a golf ball.  :angel:

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Nice one. Okay....another here is another golfer's joke:


Do you know the difference between a golf ball and a woman's erogenous zone? No? A man will actually take some time to look for a golf ball. :angel:


.... because there's a chance he might find it and get to play with it again.
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