billyscott

A guy walks in to a bar. There's another guy in the bar with a dog sitting under his chair. First guy says "Hey buddy, does your dog bite?" Second guy says "No, my dog don't bite." So first guy reaches down to pet the dog and the dog bites him. He says "YOU SAID YOUR DOG DON'T BITE!" Second guy says "That's not my dog". 

Welcome to TGO.  With your experience, try an application at Nissan. 

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First, Happy New Year to all TGOers.  I'm going to do what I've done the last ten years, stay home, have a few drinks, watch the neighborhood fireworks and wait till my next door occupier gets drunk and shoots up all his ammo in his back yard while his wife screams "STOP IT DONNIEEEE" at him.  Just wondered if anybody else is as big a dud as I am. 

Here ya go!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhRRWwH3Fro   IIRC the "B" side of "Werewolves of London." 

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I agree UncleJak that they are seeking attention. But every so often they slap me hard enough in the face that they get my attention.

I think this has gone too damn far!!!!     http://www.wkrn.com/story/24323703/nativity-features-trayvon-martin-instead-of-jesus

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All I got to say about this is '("                                                                      ")'

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Welcome . . . even though you have been a member longer than I have.

Rule number 1; I don't let anybody into my house unless I know them and they have a legitimate reason for being there. #2; I don't open the door unless I want to, you can hammer and ring the bell all you want but if you do it more than once, I call the Sheriff.  And I watch you till a deputy gets here. It stops a lot of BS. 

I like that answer! Spots that would have thrown up a red flag for me also. You did good by calling LEOs. 

Prayers sent.

OK, my last post of the night. I am 62. I do not like to shop. This year I decided everybody gets money. And a card.  I went to Wal Mart to get cards. 10 minutes picking out 10 cards. 15 minutes in the first line and the cashier just shuts it down and leaves. 15 minutes in the next line and the cashier says "this line is closed." I went off. Verbally, not physically.  I got checked out at customer service. And I left. But, I thought of this song.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ws2Cp-zBV4  

He went to Outpost!

Back about 15 years ago I was up on Christmas Eve putting together toys. I had a great little dog, Trixie, Terrier mix, about 15 pounds, who always watched whatever I was doing. To help me get things together I required the help of some alcoholic stimulus so I fixed a Tequila Sunrise. This is a drink that consists of about 50% tequila. Pretty stout. As I sat in the floor putting together a bike or something I reached for my drink and discovered it was empty. So I fixed another. A few minutes later it was empty again so I made another. This time as soon as I sat it down I felt a fuzzy dog muzzle against my hand and I saw Trixie stick her head in the glass and start drinking.  Whoa!  She was drinking more of it than I was.  I put it up out of her reach, sat up all night to watch her.  She made it fine. She slept well that night. I didn't.  Merry Christmas all!!! And God bless. Mr. Bill.

A very merry Christmas to you all!!!

Ay ya go dawgdoc, Frontage road it is to me. 

Thanks again for a good post Tanker

Good luck Dolomite and best wishes for Ernie. 

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Birmingham and Montgomery, Alabama and Jackson, Mississippi. All 100+ miles south of where I was born and raised, Shelbyville, Tennessee.  I'm proud!