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Well there is a very simple solution of not telling paypal it's for a gun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrlTeoFcf-Q Come in at one minute in. The more and more I hear about the behavior of our government, the more and more I think of that scene.

1 tip if you're using a vinegar based sauce. My dad occassionally (once a month or so) brushes his teeth with pure baking soda. Simply put, if you do this, don't eat bbq with a vinegar based sauce the same day you've used baking soda to brush your teeth. The reaction won't occur in your mouth. It will occur in your stomach. And according to my dad you will be farting uncontrollably all day.

THEY CAN HAVE MY ICE CREAM MONEY WHEN THEY PRY IT FROM MY COLD HANDS! Not dead. Just cold. Because I've been eating ice cream.

Stuck deep in Atlanta? I would hunker down. Barricade the house, move everything to the roof and destroy the staircases. Gun-my Ruger Gunsite Scout. Blade-my Kabar machete.

His body language gives him away. Just the fact that he slows down when he gets close so he won't actually catch anybody.

Add another to the list.

Is ice cream ok, or has it been banned yet?

Sorry Nicky, but I'm incredibly immature so it sounds like I won't be watching that movie.

I can already see the business plan now. Running coca cola up to New York and sneaking it past the ban. Some people in New York might even start making their own in small operations they can keep hidden.

Reminds me of an old Indian story. Pony and coyote were having argument, when turtle came walking by. Pony said to turtle, "Turtle, could you yell at coyote for me." Turtle asked "Why can't you yell at coyote?" And pony said "Because, I am a little horse".

If they had fired her I have no doubt she would have sued them claiming the termination was racially motivated, and not motivated by the fact the she's just an uppity b***h from what I've seen so far.

I know the rant is pretty much over, but I will say this. Caster, if you don't like people grabbing on you then you shouldn't wear those provocative outfits.

The day the government starts screwing around with my food is the day the pizza ovens start flying. I say this in all serisousness, the fastest way to make me angry is to mess with my food. People who are full of crap have no right telling me what I can and can't cram my face with.

"The agency then conducted its own probe" They've been doing that for awhile.

No description? Everybody is now suspect. Problem solved. Aren't things just so much easier without having to worry about rights and due process and all those pesky things?

I have my own conspiracy theory that those trackgeorge.com bills are actually an IRS scheme to be able to follow every single paper money bill in America and make it impossible for anyone to cheat on their taxes.

YES! Now we can all argue over whether or not to hide the skittles or carry them openly! And what color we should carry!

To be fair, I don't think anybody here is talking about "catching" for the sheep.

Yall ever hear about the fella in West Virginia who tried to count the different sexual partners he had? It made him fall asleep!

Based on the way he's talked about anus, I don't think NoLogic is gonna be the one behind anything if you know what I mean.

Zombies only.

+1 for the post that was just a period. I love punctuation.

No, but fart box is fun to say.

Wd-40, you really should start carrying at church. After all, you're surrounded by sinners there.