Worlds Shortest Books

[Guest Phantom6]

Got this from a friend of mine today and got a chuckle so I thought I'd pass it along. The only sad part is, it could be true.

Enjoy.

The World's Shortest Books

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.

Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &

HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman

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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE

by Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

Ghost written by Willie Makit

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A COLLECTION of

MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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IF I TRIED TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

THIS IS HOW Iâ€D DO IT

by O.J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES

by Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton

with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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AND, JUST ADDED :

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!

By Nancy Pelosi

[KahrMan]

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Marswolf]

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden

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It would have been better if I hadn't had just take a mouthful of Guinness Extra Stout before reading this.

[towerclimber37]

ach! look here..you just can't throw that out there like that...my sides hurt, I almost woke Julez up, I now have to clean the keyboard and part of my monitor.

rofl!!! that was great!

[Guest ETS_Inc]

Basic Hunter's Safety

by Dick Cheney

Charity Begins at Home

by Saddam Hussein

[Guest dotsun]

The Amish Phone Directory

OMG, I was fine until I saw that one.

[Guest Phantom6]

Basic Hunter's Safety

by Dick Cheney

Charity Begins at Home

by Saddam Hussein

[Guest bluecanary25]

Some funny stuff here....

[Guest ETS_Inc]

Parenting Tips for the Modern Pop-Star

by Britney Spears, with a foreword by Michael Jackson

[Guest ETS_Inc]

The Key to a Successful Marriage

by Elizabeth Taylor

[Guest flyfishtn]

Now that is just funny!

[SkWaShDeM]

I'm amazed someone hasn't come up with one of these for Paris Hilton's trip to jail.

[shaftbass]

I remember when I was 12 finding a book my dad had called Everything Men Know About Women. 150something pages. All the pages were blank

[Marswolf]

THE SCHIZOPHRENIC: An Unauthorized Autobiography

HOME BUILT AIRPLANES: by John Denver

[Guest canynracer]

thats funny right der, i dont care who y'are

[Guest bulletproof]

Those are great. I notice that both Ted Kennedy and Dick Cheney are included. The other day I saw a bumper sticker that said:

I would rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than ride in a car with Ted Kennedy.

I laughed for blocks.

[The Rabbi]

Unfair Taxation Of The Rich, by Barak Obama

What I Believe, by Hillary Clinton.

The Future Of Democracy in Russia, by Vladimir Putin

My American Love Song, by Jacques Chirac, with forward by Dominique de Villepin

Your Gun Rights, by Rod Blagojevich and Richard Daley jr

Years of Achievement At The U.N. by Kofi Annan

[strickj]

i will i will

celebrities and laws to remember

by paris hilton