Caveman was spotted at the range today

[towerclimber37]

Fixed it fer ye...

[Guest Bronker]

In before my "EDIT" button!

Not sure what's wrong with that link.

[Guest SUNTZU]

Needle Pimp

The Tactical War Kilt | Gun Blog

Caveman's gonna be pissed.

[Mike.357]

Needle Pimp

The Tactical War Kilt | Gun Blog

Caveman's gonna be pissed.

he might never see this thread, there are no guns for sale in it

[Guest SUNTZU]

he might never see this thread, there are no guns for sale in it

:rofl:

[Garufa]

he might never see this thread, there are no guns for sale in it

:rofl:

:rofl::rofl:

[Guest Caveman]

First of all, there is nothing wrong with my tacticool kilt, easy access when I have to take a wiz, easy access for Jennifer , and let's be honest, who wants to mess with a guy wearing a tacticool kilt? Second of all, I don't buy THAT many guns on here.... I am flattered, though, that you guys spend your evenings in your Mom's basements talking about me.

[Guest db99wj]

Wow, you just don't F%$# with a guy that has the "balls" to wear a kilt.

[Guest Jamie]

Anybody else ever been confused by the "wisdom" of men wearing what amounts to a skirt, in a land who's national flower is the thistle?

The thistle, for those who don't know, is a cactus-like plant that generally gets to be about waist-high, has a long central stalk with a purple blossom or flower at the top, and the whole thing is covered in thorns. And they're pretty common in Scotland, growing all over the place.

I don't know about the rest of you, but if I lived there centuries ago, I don't think it would'a taken me very long to invent PANTS, if they didn't already exist.

J.

[Guest Caveman]

Anybody else ever been confused by the "wisdom" of men wearing what amounts to a skirt, in a land who's national flower is the thistle?

The thistle, for those who don't know, is a cactus-like plant that generally gets to be about waist-high, has a long central stalk with a purple blossom or flower at the top, and the whole thing is covered in thorns. And they're pretty common in Scotland, growing all over the place.

I don't know about the rest of you, but if I lived there centuries ago, I don't think it would'a taken me very long to invent PANTS, if they didn't already exist.

J.

I don't know how to feel about the phallic nature of your comment regarding me in a kilt....

[Guest Jamie]

Phallic? How so?

The worst I've done was suggest that Scotsmen are either very tough, or a bunch of "numbnuts".

J.

[Guest Caveman]

Anybody else ever been confused by the "wisdom" of men wearing what amounts to a skirt, in a land who's national flower is the thistle?

The thistle, for those who don't know, is a cactus-like plant that generally gets to be about waist-high, has a long central stalk with a purple blossom or flower at the top, and the whole thing is covered in thorns. And they're pretty common in Scotland, growing all over the place.

I don't know about the rest of you, but if I lived there centuries ago, I don't think it would'a taken me very long to invent PANTS, if they didn't already exist.

J.

That's phallic to me...

BTW, I would say Scotsmen are a little of both.

[Guest Jamie]

That's phallic to me...

BTW, I would say Scotsmen are a little of both.

I suppose it is, but for me, the important part of the description is "about waist-high" and "covered in thorns".

Especially if certain of my parts n' pieces were exposed to open air... and potentially that plant.

J.

[Guest Caveman]

I suppose it is, but for me, the important part of the description is "about waist-high" and "covered in thorns".

Especially if certain of my parts n' pieces were exposed to open air... and potentially that plant.

J.

Huh, the thought of "waist high" and "covered in thorns" when my parts n' pieces are exposed to open air and potentially that plant turns me on a little....

[Guest Jamie]

Somehow I don't think we needed to know that, C.M...

It would explain why there's so few cavemen left though.

J.

[Guest Caveman]

Somehow I don't think we needed to know that, C.M...

It would explain why there's so few cavemen left though.

J.

Between the dinosaurs, the ice and the thorny plants we never had a chance.

[Guest Jamie]

Between the dinosaurs, the ice and the thorny plants we never had a chance.

Nope... I'm convinced; it's the "no pants" that did the cavemen in.

Cavewoman 1: Hey... how come you no have kids?

Cavewoman 2: 'Cause Og no wear pants...

Cavewoman 1: Huh??? How "no pants" stop you from having kids? Would think it make things... easier. *big toothy grin*

Cavewoman 2: Nope... 'Cause when Og go hunting, animals usually run off into briar patch to die... Og go in after 'em. Get all scratched up. Then parts too sore to touch. So... no kids. *big frown*

See? Makes perfect sense.

J.

[Guest Caveman]

Nope... I'm convinced; it's the "no pants" that did the cavemen in.

See? Makes perfect sense.

J.

Wow...

[Guest Jamie]

Wow...

Well given that as a guideline, and my previous post on thistles, I'm sure you can work out why there's so few Scotsmen.

J.

[Mike.357]

First of all, there is nothing wrong with my tacticool kilt, easy access when I have to take a wiz, easy access for Jennifer , and let's be honest, who wants to mess with a guy wearing a tacticool kilt? Second of all, I don't buy THAT many guns on here.... I am flattered, though, that you guys spend your evenings in your Mom's basements talking about me.

hey, it is my basement

[Guest Caveman]

hey, it is my basement

Yeah, that's what Momma wants you to think.

[Mike.357]

I knew who that comment was specifically aimed at anyway.

[Guest Caveman]

I knew who that comment was specifically aimed at anyway.

I figured you did.