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> A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party.

>> > He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his

>> > leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.

>> > A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:

>> >

>> >

>> > Dear Sir,

>> > Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will

>> > cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as

>> > a pirate.

>> >

>> > Very truly yours, >> >

>> > Acme Costume Co.

>> >

>> > The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his

>> > wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint, and returns the

>> > costume.

>> > A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:

>> >

>> > Dear Sir,

>> > Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will

>> > cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look

>> > the part.

>> >

>> > Very truly yours,

>> > Acme Costume Co.

>> >

>> > Now the man is really upset since they have gone from

>> > emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he

>> > writes the company another nasty letter of complaint, returning the

>> > costume.

>> >

>> > The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which

>> > reads:

>> >

>> >

>> > Dear Sir,

>> >

>> > Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on the crushed

>> > nuts, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

>> >

>> > Very truly yours,

>> > Acme Costume Co

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