NoBanStan

confused menstrual with minstrel and bought his wife a lute. Which she broke across his face.

      Belly obstructs direct view of tool.

  100% agree. Though I will say I love my P07. Love to have a compact P01 though :)   The Tangfolio's always catch my eye when I see one, but it's because it looks like a CZ, which I would rather have.

  Either that or it tells them "come steal my guns"....

  mock ye not the spanner of the gods!

owns a gAyR-15, it fires FABULOUS!

    You'd think a guy in the fiber optics field might understand what an automated response is. I would love to read those messages. Since he's that butthurt about it,  I have to imagine it's something along the lines of "Dear fiber optics guy. You have two F$$$ing accounts and your mother sucks eggs! -TGODavid".

Got bit by a badger, gave it rabies.

yeah it's obviously not legit... we're online after all. But the idea is still funny. That and I have nothing against a half naked woman in a battle harness.

  Because there's LOTS of guns :D

I'd hit it with a Hezbollah rocket!

Earlier this year I went to the lebanon gun show with netmindr and BigK. BigK walks by a table with a USPc .45 on it and ask's the guy what he want's for it. $800 is the price.   Literally 1 minute later I notice him at the table, walk up, Spot the USPc, eyeball it and ask the guy at the price. He quotes me $850 with BigK still standing there.   Apparently I just look like a sucker. Needless to say, I won't be buying from him ever.

"warning, ass woopins are closer than they appear"

Wears a childrens sized tighty whitey's. Refers them as his "plum smugglers"

Personally knows the old man from Nantucket.

Likes the French

How weird is that. I was listening to System of Down on my way to work and the song mentioned Frankie Avalon. I haven't listened to that album in years. Kind of an odd coincidence I suppose.   For those unaware, Frankie Avalon was the other half of "Frankie and Annette".

Meanwhile, the bionic queen is still rocking.

Still thinks the Turbo button on his 486DX makes the computer faster. (nerd humor)

I got my Serta iComfort at rooms to go. It's MSRP pretty much every where (around $1,200 I think) but if you shop around you'll find places who offer bonus items. I went to R2G because they had a deal where if you bought the mattress, they would toss in two of the matching pillows. Granted they were for a queen and we bought a King.. but those things are like $100 a pop. So it was worth it.   Best mattress ever. Looking back, I almost wish I had bought one of the more expensive models. It may seem like a lot of money but it's soooooo worth the investment since you spend a third of your lifespan sleeping.   ***edit***   By "looking back" I mean that as, I LOVE MY MATTRESS and could only imagine how much nicer the cush upgraded model must be.

Able to hit a 1 inch target at 1000 yards. Still pisses on toilet seat.

Is jealous of my 'nanner hammock and pasties

Went to a TGO shoot to meet men.

  I don't really see anything wrong with making something look nice. If it were covered in rainbows and ponies I would agree wholeheartedly. But... much like everything else, it's all in the eye of the beholder.

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