Handsome Rob

1) Red River Hog in West Africa with a traditional bow 2) Complete the 'Ham Slam' with a traditional bow (I just need to get a Bushpig) 3) Maine Moose with a traditional bow 4) Wyoming Elk, either bow or muzzleloader 5) Alligator over 9' (fingers crossed for this fall!) 6) Longnose gar over 6' (I've got 2 at 71" right now) 7) Freerange Texas Aoudad. I reckon that should keep me dreaming for the next 20 years or so!

I know it's a slim chance, but if you ever catch or shoot a gar, of any species, DO NOT EAT IT'S EGGS!!!! They are unbelievably toxic & can (and probably will) kill you. As far as I'm aware, they're the only species or genus of fish found in the US that have toxic eggs. Again; DO NOT EAT GAR EGGS!!! On the other hand, their meat is excellent. One of the bestest eating fish around!

Been using MAC for about 20 years now (although I still say that their screwdrivers SUCK compared to Snap On) & I've never had a single bad experience. Tools break & I've broken lots of mine over the years & MAC have replaced every single one, no problems, no questions. L-O-V-E their commitment to their customers.

Well, it worked for Elvis's record sales..........

1) You're NOT going to be attacked by a pig. Ever. 2) They're really NOT the armored killing machines the TV makes them out to be & they're no harder to kill than a deer. 3) Anything much bigger than a .22 will kill a pig. (Actually, in Texas, more hogs are killed with .22s than any other caliber) Any pistol/rifle caliber carbine will do. 4)The good thing about pigs is that you don't ever need to shoot beyond 40yds. If I can kill them with an Osage bow, wooden arrow & knapped, flint point at 10yds, you can stalk them to 40. Getting close is no problem & 99% of the fun. Ignore their eyes, but beware their ears & nose. The problem is that folks don't realise that a hog's anatomy is totally different from most American game & therefore shoot them waaaay too far back. Keep your shots low & tight to the shoulder & you'll be fine.

I was just reading the thread regarding how best to invest 5 grand & have it work to make money. Funnily enough, whilst reading the thread the Big Sky Loans company ad came on the TV & for the first time, I managed to read all the smallprint at the bottom of the screen. They openly admit that the money they loan you 'isn't cheap' but I never realised just how EXTORTIONATE their rates were! Did you know they have an APR of 117.1%?!?! If you borrow $5000, you agree to make repayments of $468.58 a month FOR 84 MONTHS?!?!?! That works out at a repayment of (sit down for this) $40,872.72!!!!! So there you have it. You want to make money off five grand? Lend it to somebody who doesn't know any better. How the hell is this legal?????

I'm kicking the crap out of myself tonight, for NOT buying the mint condition, numbers matching, Swiss K31 while I had the chance for $275.

I'm still trying to figure out if that's 79c per jug in a case of 50, but you can order them singly, or 79c per case of 50. If you add 1 to the cart, it gives the description as....[h=1]Deluxe Plastic Urinal With Lid For Men, Case Of 50[/h]which leads me to believe I'll be receiving the full 50 if I place the order, however I'm 99.9% sure I'll only receive 1 jug & pay a snotload of shipping. Still tempted to try it though....

Did anyone notice if anyone was selling any non-bubba'd Lee Enfields? I'm on the lookout for one.....

Bet you half a dollar you've got one for yourself, within 6 months

Well, they're getting another big thumbs up from me! I finally relented & mailed off my old Wave for it's broken blade, mashed up screwdriver & chewed wire cutters to be repaired. 6 days later & I have in my fat, sweaty hand a BRAND NEW Wave! The model I owned has been discontinued & rather than try to find the correct parts, they simply replaced my old tool with a brand-spanker. To say I'm happy is an understatement Come the revolution (or Zombie Holocaust, S hitting the F or whatever) I'll be reaching for my Leatherman & my Henry .22 Both companies have gone above & beyond in honoring their respective warranties for me & I'll never part with either.

Yep, They both give me the raging squitters, but Krystals is more of intense, stabbing, intestinal pain; Whitecastle is a dull, repetative, nauseating wave

If you put a red dot on a lever action, John Wayne's ghost will rise up & kick you in the nutsack. As far as .22shorts accuracy in the Henry, I get exceptional groups out to 50yds. At 25-30 It'll shoot a 5 shot hole you can cover with a penny. I have nothing but good things to say about Henry Repeating Arms. I'd part with my wife, truck & dogs before you get my Henry!

That's called a 'Millionth' chip. During chip production, all the cut, pre-fried chips run down a conveyor. To maintain quantity & quality control the chips all have to be individually inspected & counted. The Person doing the inspection (the Chip Counter) is given a small punch, like a ticket punch at the movies, & when they've counted a million chips, they punch one to let the management know exactly how many are produced during a shift. Punched chips, also called 'Millionths' are usually collected & handed in at the end of every shift, because it's much simpler for management to count a small stack of millionths that to have to manually count how many chips have been produced. Counting individual chips would be hard work, monotonous & pointless. The fact that you have one in your possession tells me that one of the Counters has obviously been neglectful & dishonest during their shift-count, possibly because they're embezzling money in a complex criminal scheme. If I were you, I'd immediately contact the manufacturer & make them aware of the obvious criminal conspiracy taking place in their factory. 's all true. Honest!

The Brownell's advert above the main forum body, the one with the 'accessorized' shotgun has been bothering me for a while now. Has anyone else noticed that the loading gate seems to be hanging down by a half inch & the extended tube magazine looks bent! I don't know why, but whenever that particular banner is above the forum, my eye is immediately drawn to it. Is it supposed to look like that, or have Brownells dropped a bollock by using a poorly built, cobbled together gun?

Yup, BIG fan. Sonofa....gun has cost me a fortune!

Somewhere, on a lone, cold prarie, a cowboy is playing Taps.

I've canoed the Caney a couple of times. Personally, I'd avoid a flatbottom Jon boat. If it's big enough to be stable enough for fluff-chucking, it'll be too big to maneuver in the Caney. A good friend of mine & I have found that solo paddling a decent size canoe is much simpler & more stable. A couple of things to be aware of though, when they hit the button to open the sluices at the dam, the water gets real fast, real quick. The other being the hundreds of pleasure canoers & tubers that want to float along with you. They can be a REAL pain in the a$$. You might want to look into a cheap drift-boat. If you can make it up to Troutfest when they hold it (I can't remember the dates) you can see & try out a few very nicely priced drifters. If a canoe/gheenoe etc... isn't your cup of tea, go with a 'V' hulled jon boat (a proper, traditional 'boat shaped' boat. Pointy at the front, flat at the back) they're much more stable in moving water than a flatbottom. You may also want to look at the NuCanoe. Fiendishly useful looking bit of kit

Thanks for the kind words y'all! Got out in the back yard this afternoon to give it it's trial run. I only loaded light, 50gn of FFG under a .530 ball & .018 patch. I'll get some range time at the weekend to start working on a load (although I may just wait until I've got a hundred of so shots through it) & start dialling it in. Here's the first 5 offhand at 35yds though. Encouraging so far.....

[h=1]$9 Gallon Gasoline Will Crash World Economies If WW3 Starts[/h]Isn't the bigger issue, surely, that we'd be in the middle of WW3? Everyone's at war with everyone else! Who gives a flying expletive how much gas costs!

I got the call today, from John Anderson here in Tullahoma, that he'd finished up building my 'Tennessee non-typical' longrifle. It's a fullstock, has a 42" Octagon to round (and slightly swamped) Colerain barrel. L&R Durrs Egg lock & Davis triggers. John built it in a style suited to me, rather than following any existing 'pattern' It's influenced by the Southern Mountain rifles, but it has been altered to suit my own tastes. OAL is 62" I may need to buy a box to stand on to load the thing! The stock doesn't show up particularly well in my shoddy photos, but it's one of the prettiest pieces of Maple I've seen!

Sorry if this is a repost, but it really made me chuckle! How Everything Goes to Hell During a Zombie Apocalypse - The Oatmeal

Dickel all the way. Not the most spendy, not the cheapest, but one of the smoothing drinking non-Scotch Whiskies I've tried.

Sorry Jack, slipped into a bit of colloquial there Boz-Eyed. Descriptive. 'He is boz-eyed', 'He has a bozzy eye' One, or both eyes are pointing in different directions. A lazy eye. Can't tell whether the person is looking AT you or looking FOR you.

Just saw the trailer at the theater tonight. I am seriously giddy as hell about seeing the latest & last, Batman movie. As far as Bond goes, I always thought that there would never be a better Bond than Connery, until Daniel Craig. When I first saw the films, before I read the books, Connery's Bond seemed far more enigmatic, charismatic & believable. Since reading the books & figuring out that Bond is basically just a government sanctioned thug in a suit, I think Craig's portrayal is much more accurate than any of the others. On a similar vein, Matt Damon as Jason Bourne was awesome, again, until I read the books. Jason Bourne is originally written as a middle aged guy & The Bourne Identity begins in an underground Casino in Japan! (If memory serves.....)