Drunk Pa. Man Tried To 'Revive' Dead Opossum

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PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) ―

Openly Gay Celebrities 2010 Celebrity Deaths The Tattooed Ladies Of Hollywood Real Or Fake? Guess Who's Irish Jewish Celebrities Celebrity Infidelity Scandals Famous People Pigging Out Celebrities Turning 40 In 2010 State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."

Oliver Township is about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

Police: Drunk Pennsylvania Man Tried To 'Revive' Dead Opossum - cbs3.com

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Openly Gay Celebrities 2010 Celebrity Deaths The Tattooed Ladies Of Hollywood Real Or Fake? Guess Who's Irish Jewish Celebrities Celebrity Infidelity Scandals Famous People Pigging Out Celebrities Turning 40 In 2010 State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

That completely blew my mind.

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Yeah, I went to copy and paste and my screen filled up with popup adds...

[Guest blackbeltchick]

Drinking and dead opossums don't mix!!

[Guest db99wj]

I've been drunk before, and I mean drunk drunk, fall down, slobbering, puking on a THP's shoes, not sure of the next 4 hours drunk....but I have never been that drunk!

[Guest Bluemax]

I've been drunk before, and I mean drunk drunk, fall down, slobbering, puking on a THP's shoes, not sure of the next 4 hours drunk....but I have never been that drunk!

Have to agree, I have a long list of really stupid stuff I did while drinking,in my younger days, not one tine did I offer CPR to a Possum. Allegedly, I may have tried to have sex with a Possum but no witness's have made their self available :D

[Mike.357]

as bad as doing that to a dead possum may seem it would surely be worse if the thing was alive.

[Guest mikedwood]

as bad as doing that to a dead possum may seem it would surely be worse if the thing was alive.

That's wisdom right there.

[Mark@Sea]

Betcha twelve pounds of possum nailed to his lip would've sobered him up quick. There's some things a possum just won't stand for.

[Guest BEARMAN]

I wonder if he was really dead...............or, just playing possum?

[Chief07]

When I read the article I laughed so hard I spilled my Beer.Only in Pennsylvania.

[MacGyver]

as bad as doing that to a dead possum may seem it would surely be worse if the thing was alive.

And I would give at least $5 to see someone try it.