Clod Stomper

I was here first. Commie bastages can KMA. They may kill me, but they better bring a lunch. Estonian women are welcome to join the fight, however.

Bravo Sierra. If it's too hard to notice what position the seat is in before sitting, then you asked for it. Especially on a public toilet. WhoTF sits on those bare-arsed anyway? Ya basty nastard. Yup. Written by a vengeful broad.

So messing with the gas block won't void the warranty as well? If I were just going to use the sling for carrying, I'd probably just loop some leather around the barrel. Surely that wouldn't void the warranty.

Build a time machine. Travel back to 1991. Buy a truckload of Norinco Mak-90s for 200 apiece. Come back and retire. And take me with you please. No really. Don't worry about milled vs stamped. You can't afford to wear out either of them. (Wait, you're not Donald Trump, are you?). All the above advice is sound. Have a friend who had a couple WASR-10s. Ran like a scalded dog. They could have used a little tuning by Dolomite, however. Way over gassed.

Stoeger Cougar. As mentioned. Have one and like it. Canik TP9. Never fired one but they get good reviews. Taurus PT111. I want one of these.

I'm ugly. I'm fat. I have no personality. I'm boring. Edit: Oh yeah. Should have read the OP. Unfortunately, that's one reason I don't like to go out in public. Word of advice, never trust a fart.

Looks like you have an Escape Route. Just clear out around your outside door. Or is that a tall window?

True. But glyphosate (Roundup) won't even kill for a summer when used by itself. Not grass at least. I'm about to make another application in a couple days. Maybe that will last until fall. I think sunny areas tend to recover faster, as you would expect.

Rock Chucker. Got mine at age 14 and it's still the one I use most.

Oh well then... I have one of those bumper stickers "2b1, ask1". And I'm a ninja. So, ummm, lemme know.

Ha! Never heard that expression before. Sage words.

Dude, that sucks. But yeah, for real. At that age, the chances they'll last more than a couple years are slim. And they'll probably have a kid, who will have to live in a broken family. If he happens to be wise beyond his years (doubtful) he'll spend two weeks in jail, break up with her, remove himself from all that drama, go to college, start a career, meet a mature woman who is less crazy than most, marry her and hope she doesn't go crazy in her older years. In that order. Good luck Josten. You're gonna need it.

Just like Hitlery was with Bill, I kinda doubt Michelle cares about Barry's boyfriends. Oops, did I just say that?

Just watched the video. It must have taken great restraint on the rider's part to not react reflexively when the cop snatched his gun. I know for me, it wouldn't be a conscious decision to react, even if for a fraction of a second. It was a dick move. I saw no reason he couldn't have simply told the rider that he was going to disarm him. I think that would have gone further toward avoiding an "uncomfortable" situation. May have even kept him off the internet, who knows.

Moron. Don't think I know any of the people involved. So that's good. Well, except the judge. Went to school with him.

Or 15 days. Take the 15 days, man. http://wgntv.com/2015/08/07/texas-judge-orders-man-to-marry-girlfriend-or-go-to-jail/

Yeah. Those can be "testy".

I'm with TNWNGR. If you're just going to carry it, why worry what it looks like? Clean the rust off. Lube it well so it doesn't rust more and shove it in the front of your sagging britches like a real gangsta. Just kidding about the last part. Don't do that.

Wait, wha... I'm up and down Kingston Pike all the time and I've never heard of them.

Tsk tsk. Tent off the tent pad. And apparently off the ground too. Did you go up Jake's Creek?

I was going to say 2-Ton epoxy, but it hardens pretty fast. Holds like crazy though. I just used it to glue my rearview mirror back on. But you don't want it to harden before you get everything fitted perfectly, so use the 1-Hour stuff.

That doesn't look photoshopped.

Cades Cove in the Smokies. Quiet, no traffic. And there's a fantastic lake to fish and swim in not far from the entrance. Hehe.

I was actually surprised to hear this happened in WY. And that the muzzies were able to drive away. They either have massive cojones, or rocks in their head.

Nice ride. Have you considered mounting a large Gadsden flag on the back of it?