ShamWow Hero arrested!

[Guest slim]

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/Technology ... story.htm:screwy:

http://theblemish.com/2009/03/more-photos-of-shamwows-hooker/

Now the really important question here is: Can shamwow clean up hooker's blood off the floor?

Edited March 30, 2009 by slim

[Guest bkelm18]

Guess she didn't love his nuts.

[TripleDigitRide]

That is great.

[Mike.357]

Yeah, like you guys have never been arrested after fighting with a hooker.

[TripleDigitRide]

Yeah, like you guys have never been arrested after fighting with a hooker.

Maybe true, but I was only out $35 bucks, not $1000.

[nightrunner]

just for you TDR,

[Guest mustangdave]

That there's a Master Card moment...friggin PRICELESS

[TripleDigitRide]

just for you TDR,

Get rid of that 'Live Strong' bracelet, and she'd be makin' a few bucks for baby forumla.

[strickj]

Wow! What a mugshot!

Can shamwow clean up hooker's blood off the floor?

Yes

[ShaunM]

That guy is freaky looking anyway.

Maybe true, but I was only out $35 bucks, not $1000.

$35 bucks is still out of my price range.

[VERO1]

Looks like his "date" got in a few blows of her own!

[Guest mustangdave]

Billy Mays is next...OXY-Clean that Ho

[Guest bkelm18]

I saw an advertisement that Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan (the Australian guy) are gonna have a show on Discovery Channel or something.

[Guest pjblurton]

yep... It's called pitch men. I can't wait till it comes on, so I can ignore it!

[bvarnell]

That guy is freaky looking anyway.

$35 bucks is still out of my price range.

I know what you mean, that's enough for a box of .45's.

Not the +P's, but good range ammo.

[Garufa]

"According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi told police he met Harris at a Miami Beach nightclub on Feb. 7 and took her to his $750-a-night room Shlomi told police he paid Harris about $1,000 and that when he produced his ShamWow. It was on."

[Guest abailey362]

lol

[Cajun]

Poor bastard!

[Guest Brian@GunDepot]

Guess he got his 'chops slapped', eh?

[Ghooge2008]

I honestly havent laughed out loud since the husbands revenge...firecrackers and the curious wife! Until I read that article, the comments are hilarious!

[Punisher84]

I really would love to have been the first cop on that scene lol

[Guest slim]

Wonder as to what the Hooker's mug-shot:rolleyes: looked like?

Waiting to see her holding a ShamWow on the front page of the Enquirer, with the headline of "I kicked ShamWow's Ass"!

Poor ShamWow is still wearing a hospital gown, in his mugshot so it must have been worse than we know!

[Guest slim]

Damn, pure ShamWow really must have been desperate!http://theblemish.com/2009/03/more-photos-of-shamwows-hooker/

[Guest bkelm18]

Damn, pure ShamWow really must have been desperate!http://theblemish.com/2009/03/more-photos-of-shamwows-hooker/

Hooooly sh*t... bwahahahahahaha.....ahahahaha... Well... at least he got a few hits in. Don't know if it made her look better or worse.

[Punisher84]

Damn he messed her up! It says she's gonna sue, I wonder how that works.

"Yes your honor I was engaging in an illegal activity called prostitution when I bit the defendant's tongue and refused to let go. He then beat me like a, excuse the pun your honor, a cheap hooker."

Verdict for the plaintiff in the amount of 25 million dollars. So ordered.