So you wanna be a daddy....

[Guest Hyaloid]

Please allow me to set the stage. You are sleep deprived. The last three days, you have a grand total of about 10 hours of sleep, all in one to two hour intervals, never reaching REM sleep... and that's a pretty good stretch for the last 3 months.

Your wife asks you to take the infant who is gassy beyond belief, hence the waking every couple of hours at night, so that she can take a shower and feel human again.

You take the little wailer, and for once, he calms down, allowing you the rare luxury of sitting at the computer and drinking a semi-warm (instead of ice cold) cup of coffee, while simultaneously catching up on your online activities. Yippieee! You feel almost normal again after ten minutes or so.

The little baby snuggled in your arms is still passing a little gas, but isn't screaming, so you think little of it. Then. You. Stand. Up.

[Guest Disney]

Thank you?

[Rightwinger]

I don't know if I want the picture to be fixed after my imagination and memory of my three boys as babies kicks in.

Please don't fix the picture, please don't fix the picture!

[Guest Old Chief]

Babies are wonderful and they grow up to be teenagers. You have a lot to look forward to.

[shaftbass]

LOL? . .

[Rightwinger]

You went and did it anyway.....pox upon you sir....

So much for dinner:(

[Guest GlocKingTN]

That was totally gross! And I feel for ya man. I have done those exact same things, but 3 times.

[towerclimber37]

wow! what an incredible shade of Yellow!

who knew that the human body could create such a color?

[shaftbass]

So is that **** or puke?

[Guest Hyaloid]

So is that **** or puke?

**** Unfortunately.

[Guest Boomhower]

wow! what an incredible shade of Yellow!

who knew that the human body could create such a color?

That's not the only colors it makes!!! Julie will have you finding out soon enough:up:

[towerclimber37]

[Guest Julez]

That's not the only colors it makes!!! Julie will have you finding out soon enough:up:

I think you'll be seeing that particular shade of yellow just a *bit* sooner than we will! Not to mention that I am a bit used to the various odors, shades, textures, and general consistencies of POO.

[Guest jcoyle6]

wow, just wow

[jgrauman]

i seriously have never laughed this hard about anything on the internet! thanks for that post i needed to wake up this morning!

[Guest Fuel]

What the hell are you feeding that kid?!?!?!

[bteague2]

haha, i know i should laugh but i did

[saintsfanbrian]

Shortly after my son was born I went to a gun store and didn't realize I had "urp" on me.

[molonlabetn]

Reminds me of the time I thought it would be fun to drink a vial of blue food coloring...

[Guest db99wj]

Shortly after my son was born I went to a gun store and didn't realize I had "urp" on me.

After the 2nd and when the 3rd came along, I stopped giving a crap (pun intended). When the 4th comes in October, I can't imagine what will bother me.

But yes, nice shade of yellow, right in the crevice, of the leather and the plastic rails, never to be 100% gotten out!!

[Urse]

My daughter is three and my son is one. I had a vasectomy and now i'm done:D

[Guest Julez]

I think you'll be seeing that particular shade of yellow just a *bit* sooner than we will! Not to mention that I am a bit used to the various odors, shades, textures, and general consistencies of POO.

After careful consideration, and also referring the matter to another nurse that I know, I've decided to revise my previous statement. I don't believe I have ever seen POO quite that color before! What would you call that color anyways? Mustard Yellow?

[Guest Hyaloid]

After careful consideration, and also referring the matter to another nurse that I know, I've decided to revise my previous statement. I don't believe I have ever seen POO quite that color before! What would you call that color anyways? Mustard Yellow?

A buddy of mine asked if we fed him French's Mustard straight from the bottle.

He's breastfed, so the colors can run the gamut. It was a pretty humorous episode

[einnor1040]

No kids for me.