Maid asks for a raise

[hipower]

Saw this on FB today. I rather liked it. Hope you do as well.


"Maid Wants a Raise"

Madam: Give me three reasons why I need to increase your salary.
Maid: I can cook better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your Husband told me.
Madam: Ok, 2nd reason?
Maid: I can iron better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me.
Madam: Ok, 3rd reason?
Maid: I am also better in bed than you.

This time the Madam was furious and ready to break her hand.

Madam: Did my husband tell you that?
Maid: No, the driver told me. I'm better in bed than you.
Madam: Please lower your voice, I will increase your salary.

[TripleGGG]

That's funny

[Pete123]

good one

[hipower]

That's funny

 
 

good one

Trying to compete with bersaguy.

[rugerla1]

Lmao!

[LagerHead]

You can move anything with enough leverage.

[Spiffy]

I demanded a raise once...........the smart ass supervisor brought me a box to stand on  :cry:

[bigun]

Too funny

[crossfire]

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