AND.....

[Garufa]

Blah, Blah, Blah.

What happened this afternoon? Have there been "improvements"

[Mike.357]

I am scared of F11, don't know how to get it back to the way it was

[jtluttrell]

Yeah, today has been bad. I got at least two days worth of work done that I wasn't planning to do until tomorrow or Thursday.

Hmm. work got done.....O well, glad that is over!

This site makes my work tolerable.

Productivity is through the roof! TGODavid, I think you have a tangible asset here. You could sell companies their employees back to them. Oh, here comes the boss.....

[Guest jackdm3]

Not outsourcing. Not insourcing. How about "undersourcing?"

Feel free to improve on this. I gotta eat.

[Daniel]

I am scared of F11, don't know how to get it back to the way it was

Push F11 again.

[Rightwinger]

Or press F1 twice....just numbers Mike !

[Guest Daelith]

So... where did we go?

And did the trip involve drugs, hookers, or small animals?

J.

Hey now...No small animals!! Unless of course, they're tasty when grilled and covered in bbq sauce.

[Guest jackdm3]

Delmar O'Donnell: Care for some gopher?

Ulysses Everett McGill: No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down.

Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one apiece. We ran across a whole... gopher village.

[Mike.357]

Push F11 again.

this covers my learning something new for today, cool

Or press F1 twice....just numbers Mike !

funny, it opened some window giving instructs on using IE 8.

What do I need that for?

[Guest jackdm3]

Improvised Explosive #8?

[Guest Jamie]

Y'all do realize that "small animals" could be anything from a Shetland pony, all the way down to, and including, fleas, crab lice, mites, etc. don't you?

Oh, and Daelith... I'm guessing that most any animal, large or small, would be tasty if grilled properly, and covered in BBQ sauce.

J.

[Guest jackdm3]

Aren't "fleas, crab lice, mites" called insects?

[Guest Daelith]

Y'all do realize that "small animals" could be anything from a Shetland pony, all the way down to, and including, fleas, crab lice, mites, etc. don't you?

Oh, and Daelith... I'm guessing that most any animal, large or small, would be tasty if grilled properly, and covered in BBQ sauce.

J.

I draw the line at dogs, cats and horses! And insects! No insects! I don't care what kind of sauce you put on them.

Jack - I'm just grateful Jamie didn't bring up collecting roadkill!

[Mike.357]

collecting roadkill!

which thank goodness is a legal activity in TN

[Guest Daelith]

which thank goodness is a legal activity in TN

I'm betting the extra freezer out in your garage is full!

[Guest Jamie]

Aren't "fleas, crab lice, mites" called insects?

Are they vegetables or minerals? No?

Must be animals then.

J.

[Guest Jamie]

And insects! No insects! I don't care what kind of sauce you put on them.

Okay, how 'bout spiders then? (arachnids, not insects )

No?

Alright... were you aware that crabs, lobsters, and spiders are all related?

So, would you care for a little melted butter on your giant sea spider?

J.

[Guest jackdm3]

What about spidermonkeys?

[Rightwinger]

Wha? huh?

[mikegideon]

Okay, how 'bout spiders then? (arachnids, not insects )

No?

Alright... were you aware that crabs, lobsters, and spiders are all related?

So, would you care for a little melted butter on your giant sea spider?

J.

Squirrels and rats are related too. I'll eat me some squirrels, but there ain't enough sauce to choke down a rat.

[Guest jackdm3]

What was this thread about?

[Rightwinger]

I think it was plain or peanut?

[Guest jackdm3]

Some scientists think/thought that protein is/may be a mineral. If tiny insects/bugs are almost pure protein, would they qualify as a mineral?

Bugs Bunny vitamins are minerals, so THERE!

[Guest jackdm3]

I think it was plain or peanut?

Can't I have "almond" instead?

[Guest Daelith]

Okay, how 'bout spiders then? (arachnids, not insects )

No?

Alright... were you aware that crabs, lobsters, and spiders are all related?

So, would you care for a little melted butter on your giant sea spider? ;)

J.

Technically they're all Arthropods.

:eek:Do you seriously want to see me go all girlie on you and scream like a banshee?!