ELECTRIC FENCE

[Guest HogMan]

ELECTRIC FENCE

Seems a sheep farmer was puzzled about the disappearance

of some sheep on his farm. After a few weeks the farmer

decided to put up an electric fence.

About a week later, this is what he found!

Now, I know we've all heard of people being eaten by

snakes & I bet most of us have said, 'If a snake tried to

eat me, I'd blah, blah, blah & get away.'

Well, this is a Python & they're extremely aggressive &

have a few teeth that they use to hold their prey while

they wrap around them & then constrict.

Could you get away if this one bit you & held on with it's

'few teeth?'

(Note: The wires are 10 inches apart.)

[Guest darkstar]

[Mike.357]

I am carrying at least one more gun, minimum one more.

[Guest c.a.s.]

.....*locks door*

[Guest bulletproof]

What a great skin for a holster.

[nightrunner]

please tell me thats in a desert somewhere VERY far away from TN....

[dralarms]

I am carrying at least one more gun, minimum one more.

time to get out my glock 22 with the 30 round mags.

What a great skin for a holster.

You can skin it if you want to, me I'm running (away from) and shooting (towards) that monster.

please tell me thats in a desert somewhere VERY far away from TN....

Don't know where it was, but that's one BIGsnake.

[Guest c.a.s.]

And now I have an excuse to get Mom to buy a .308.

[dralarms]

And now I have an excuse to get Mom to buy a .308.

Now that's a good idea. Of course any excuse to buy a gun is a good one.

[Guest c.a.s.]

I was going to say "Barrett", but that's just a bit too expensive.

[mac12]

And I don't even like the little ones.......:eek:

[nightrunner]

thats it, im getting this for a carry weapon

[Guest canynracer]

Holy HELL That thing is as big as your usual fonts hogman!!!

LOL..i kid i kid

and um, no, I would not try to fight it...I had a 6 foot mexican boa...that was big enough...I gave it to the zoo when my wife got pregnant...

Edited April 12, 2008 by canynracer

[Guest canynracer]

I think I will need to get "The Judge"

[Guest JavaGuy]

Quite a snake. Per Snopes, it was on a game ranch in South Africa. Here's a link for the site.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/fencesnake.asp

They say "over four metres in length", but it looks bigger than that to me. I'd say a shot to the back of the head with a... bazooka... would be just the ticket.

[nightrunner]

"The Judge" would just piss it off i would think, unless you use the .45 colt rounds instead of the .410 shotshells

[strickj]

I had a 6 foot mexican boa...that was big enough...I gave it to the zoo when my wife got pregnant...

Your thinking of that joke from the Rabbi

And oh,the Judge would not help you in that sitution...well you might try poking it in its eye with it,but other then that,useless

[Guest nj.piney]

that skin would make a holster for the barrett and still have lots left over.

[Guest c.a.s.]

It could make THREE Berrett holsters.

[et45]

nope its real.

Edited April 12, 2008 by et45

[Daniel]

I hate snakes. Im terrified of snakes. I came home from school one day to find a large one on my very small porch after I walked up on it. Im sure it was only a black snake blah blah blah but I dont give a ****.

[xd shooter]

Try sitting in your living room & a chicken snake abiut 4.5' long falls from the chimney in the fireplace!!!

[Guest canynracer]

And oh,the Judge would not help you in that sitution...well you might try poking it in its eye with it,but other then that,useless

LOL...I doubt it...45 is a big ole bullet

[Guest tnmale46]

[strickj]

LOL...I doubt it...45 is a big ole bullet

Just big enough to shoot the guy next to you and feed him to the snake...