White Man:Dumbest race ever.

[Caster]

Well, I've been convinced of it for a while now, but here's proof positive that white men are the sorriest idiots to ever draw breath.

[Dolomite_supafly]

Couldn't agree more.

Dolomite

Edited June 24, 2012 by Dolomite_supafly

[Guest FIST]

[Guest Lester Weevils]

Thats a good one. Another good'un in similar vein, duplicated on many websites--

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training.

One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: "What are these guys in the big suits doing?"

One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayed this comment the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give to the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling to get a tape recorder. The Navajo elder's comments into the microphone were brief.

The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But he refused to translate. So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long and loudly but also refused to translate the elder's message to the moon.

Finally, an official government translator was summoned. After he finally stopped laughing the translator relayed the message: "Watch out for these a$$holes - they have come to steal your land."

[Ebow1]

I remember somewhere seeing an old quote from an Indian chief when asked about daylight savings time. His reply was that "Only a government would be foolish enough to believe you could make a blanket longer by cutting some of the top and sewing it to the bottom",

[TGO David]

I don't know about you all, but I do spend all night having sex. Maybe some of us white guys are still pretty smart.

[Guest nysos]

I don't know about you all, but I do spend all night having sex. Maybe some of us white guys are still pretty smart.

But the woman still has you doing all the work though, eh David?

[TN-popo]

I don't know about you all, but I do spend all night having sex. Maybe some of us white guys are still pretty smart.

Of course you do. She's beautiful and does awesome reloads.

I'm trying to figure out why she wants to have sex all night...

Edited June 29, 2012 by TN-popo

[Guest ThePunisher]

I don't know about you all, but I do spend all night having sex. Maybe some of us white guys are still pretty smart.

The marvels of Viagra!

[TGO David]

Of course you do. She's beautiful and does awesome reloads.

I'm trying to figure out why she has sex all night...

That's an easy one to answer... my reloads are slow.

[LagerHead]

I don't know about you all, but I do spend all night having sex. Maybe some of us white guys are still pretty smart.

I do too.

I just wish someone was there to share the magic.

[vontar]

I don't know about you all, but I do spend all night having sex. Maybe some of us white guys are still pretty smart.

Yea but you are probably like me, spend all day at work, instead of hunting and fishing.