What would Jesus carry?

[TGO David]

Extrapolating on another thread...

If Jesus carried... what would it be? Modern weapons, people. Don't wanna hear about slingshots or spears or bolts of lightning shoved up people's butts.

[Guest kwikrnu]

Of course it would be Glock. The only manufacturer who claims perfection. To take it one step further it would be a Glock 20. The perfect handgun and perfect round.

[Fallguy]

I would think modern weapons....I mean the weapons carried by the disciples were modern weapons for the time.

You make use of the tool available to you, right?

[Guest bkelm18]

Well, since God invented the 1911, I see it only fitting that his son carry the same.

[Guest bkelm18]

Of course it would be Glock. The only manufacturer who claims perfection. To take it one step further it would be a Glock 20. The perfect handgun and perfect round.

They're also the only manufacturer that falsely claims perfection.

[Mike.357]

Of course it would be a revolver chambered in .357 magnum.

God created the world and stopped when it was perfectly complete.

Cartridges have not gotten better since this one was created.

[nightrunner]

They're also the only manufacturer that falsely claims perfection.

therefore a hypocryte and condemed to hell.

the 1911 in the original configuration ( 5" barrel/slide, .45ACP, fullsize frame) would be the natural choice.

might also consider a 1911 in same configuration but chambered in 10mm or .50GI or .45 Super.

its gonna be a 1911 no doubt. no other firearm can do what it does.

[bteague2]

He would obviously carry a Super Soaker 7. I'm sure you've heard what he did with the jugs of water, just add some sights, a barrel, and a little pressure.

[Guest Jason F.]

You guys are all wrong. It would of course be......................

The Judge

[nightrunner]

jason, may i ask why?

[TerryW]

jason, may i ask why?

Because Jesus wouldn't want to hurt anybody.

[nightrunner]

[Guest canynracer]

[MrNobody]

He could almost conceal it under his robes.

[Guest Steelharp]

The cross... and our sins... that was enough.

[Guest darkstar]

I gotta go with an Uzi, or Tavor or Galil, or even a Magal....He was a Jew after all, might as well pack some of Israel's finest.

Maybe a Barak or Jericho if he wanted better concealment.

[TGO David]

He could almost conceal it under his robes.

YES!!!

[willis68]

He would be carrying this,

[Guest sermon8r]

Well, since God invented the 1911, I see it only fitting that his son carry the same.

John "Moses" Browning..... think about it:)

[Rightwinger]

The cross... and our sins... that was enough.

Mikey beat me to it.....I was going to say

All of us !

[DWARREN123]

GLOCK 23 in 40 S&W.

[strickj]

What would Jesus do if he shot him self with a Glock

Oh and for the record he would carry an XD or a rifle with bayonet that way he could have his sword and gun to