Post a lie about the poster above

[hlb14]

couldn't get to sleep last night thinking of things to put in this thread

[gun sane]

Wondering if pink grips on a .25 Raven will hurt its value.

[Spots]

Dual wields .25 ravens in tighty whiteys and body armor while drunk in the street

Sent from the backwoods of Nowhere

[monkeylizard]

Was a finalist for Miss Tennessee 1992 on the strength of his performance in the swimsuit competiton.

[robin48]

Dated the aforementioned finalist

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747 using Tapatalk 2

[gun sane]

Has a 3-for-1 coupon from Rosetta Stone just in case.  Leaning towards Spanish, Russian and Farsi.

[Guest Broomhead]

Had the deciding vote in the judging of the aforementioned Miss Tennessee 1992 competition.

[npgunner]

was gonna watch the '92 Ms TN but couldn't change the channel off reruns of the '91 Mr NY ... Bloomberg in a swimsuit caught his eye.

[monkeylizard]

Is the secret love child of Zsa Zsa Gabor and Gary Busey.

[gun sane]

Could not put "Same Sex Legal Kit for Dummies" down.

 

http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/samesex-legal-kit-for-dummies-cheat-sheet.html

[Caster]

Once shot a man just for snoring.....got outta bed and shot him dead.

[Spots]

Once shot a man just for snoring.....got outta bed and shot him dead.

Once died for 4 minutes in an ambulance on the way to the hospital after suffering a gunshot wound for snoring

[Guest Broomhead]

Was in bed spooning the snorer when he was shot.

Edited April 8, 2013 by Broomhead

[gun sane]

Wonders why the tuba never caught on in country music.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQzupic5RkE

Edited April 8, 2013 by gun sane

[Guest Broomhead]

Was in the red shirt.

[npgunner]

wife/girlfriend/boyfirned/same sex domestic partner, makes him wash his mouth out with soap after saying a curse word ...

[gun sane]

Called 911 to report UFOs, but found out they were only fireflies.

[NoBanStan]

Likes the French

[rugerla1]

Likes the French Wee Wee

[LagerHead]

Once, when I was 7, Rugerla1 and I found an arrowhead while hiking in the Sierra Nevadas. We were so enthralled by our find that we soon got lost beyond help. Rugerla1 then fashioned a spear out of the arrowhead, a stick, and some twine he fashioned out of the bark of a cedar tree. He used the spear to catch us some fish and then started a fire using flint and steel and some magnesium from a battery he had in his transistor radio. The fire lasted about half the night and then it began to get really cold. Despite my best efforts to fend him off he insisted on spooning to conserve our body heat. Even though it would eventually lead to me needing counseling, it no doubt saved my life that night.

 

The next morning Rugerla1 was able to signal a search helicopter by bouncing sunlight off his "grill" that he had made just the week before. Thank God for his shiny new teeth. Long story short, the mountain rescue guys were able to find us easily since we were only 20 yards from the nearest road. I owe my life to Rugerla1. True story. 

[rugerla1]

LMAOOO!!!!

^^^^Worked for Mother Goose....

Hickory Dickory Dock,
LagerHead ja$&'d off in a sock.
His Mom caught him,
He said "what shall I do
She said "Don't put it on,
It will stick to your shoe!" Edited April 8, 2013 by rugerla1

[Spook]

Sits in TGO chat room by himself.

[Guest sL1k]

No longer visits chatrooms because of Chris Hansen.

[rugerla1]

Pretends to be Chris Hansen to get bribe money

[npgunner]

buys ammo at walmart, flips it for 400% profit on the street; donates profits to Mayors Against Illegal Guns as well as Dianne Feinstein re-election campaign