Bible Reading for Tooday...

[RobertNashville]

Bible Reading for today (from the book of Genesis)...

"And God promised man that obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth...then God made the earth round and He laughed and laughed and laughed."

 

 

:)

[KKing]

Lol this immediately got sent to all my family members. Great post. If people don't think God had a sense of humor, all it takes is a look around to prove he did

[krunchnik]

Thats a good one right there

[whitewolf001]

:rofl:

[Oh Shoot]

Guys finds lamp with genie in it, genie says he can have one wish.

 

Guy: I have to go to Hawaii on biz all the time and I'm terrified of flying. I want a bridge all the way over there so I can drive it.

 

Genie: C'mon man, that's quite a damn wish, can't you think of something a bit more reasonable?

 

Guy: Okay, well, I'd like to truly understand my wife.

 

Genie: How many lanes you want on that bridge?

 

- OS

[VERO1]

Proverbs 19:13 seems to fit well with the above reading!