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...a broadsword and a mace and proceeded to thoroughly trounce my butt..

 

Thankfully I had worn my Mythril underwear so I saved for half damage.  I countered with Melf's Acid Arrow but undershot and ended up disintegrating his...

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I had no idea that I would be facing the gnome running North Korea but I did what any red blooded American would do and...

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...and pointed my Garand at the gnome and told him to "git off my lawn". Wouldnt you know the little bastard came back that night and rolled my yard and covered my porch in dollar store shampoo. When I got up the next morning I stepped out to survey the amount of toilet paper and slipped on the slick steps, fracturing my...... Edited by Caster
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