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Senior Driving Joke!!


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As a senior citizen was driving down the
motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his
wife's voice urgently warning him, " Vernon , I
just heard on the news that there's a car going the
wrong way on M25. Please be careful!"
"Hell," said Vernon , "It's
not just one car. It's hundreds of

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Sounds like my Grandfather-in-law!!!


He was driving a few months ago and didn't see the railroad crossing gate was down, or the lights and bells dinging, and drove right through the gate!  He looked in his rearview mirror and saw the train going by behind him. He was in a very small car and since the hood was so low, the gate didn't break off and just got pushed up as his car went under. It cracked his windshield and bent the metal frame of the windshield on the drivers side, and scratched up the hood and roof.  Luckily he didn't get hurt, and thank God he got through it before the train came!!!

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Oh that is FUNNY!

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A state trooper pulled over a car with 4 old ladies in it on Hwy 40.  The officer stated to the driver if she realized she was driving 40 in a 70 MPH road.  The driver stated she thought the highway sign was the speed limit sign.  The officer looked in the back seat at the 2 old ladies there.  The old ladies looked frightened.  The officer asked the ladies if they were ok.  The ladies said they had just gotten on highway 40 from highway 150.  

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