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  1. Your lucky. I get a gross image in my head every time her name is mentioned. I would be willing to bet a dollar Bill and Hillary have not slept in the same bed or room since the Monica episode......................jmho
  2. In all honesty I think banks appreciate having legally arms citizens packing heat in their locations.  Notice you don't hear of near as many bank robberies as you did say 10 years ago? Banks still have money in them and seldom an armed guard. The bad guys just don't know when there may be 1 or two well armed good guys in the bank and they can't watch everyone unless they come in as a gang..................jmho
  3.   Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious! Here she is about to run for President and this has happened to her. She calls Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you???!!!   I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it’s all your fault!!! YOUR FAULT!!! Well, what have you got to say???"          There is nothing but dead silence on the end of the phone.          She screams again, "DID YOU HEAR ME???!!!" Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"    
  4. I think there is a few more than a million K. I'm guessing close to 200 million +............jmho
  5. I'm sorry to hear about this as the owners of that store are a great bunch of folks. I don't believe they will recover any more of the guns till they are found at crime scenes. Hope that is not the case but that is normally when stolen guns are found. These guys may be the same guys that hit In Range gun shop about a year ago just up the road about 10 miles form Sumner Gun and supply. They were also in and out in a matter of minutes in that case also..................... :shrug: :shrug:
  6. I love Mutts period. Kasey is a Mutt and all my friends comment on the fact that she is much smarter than her master and I just laugh and say "yep, she has me well trained............... :up:  I had some friends looking to get a dog and I begged them to get a shelter dog but they said they didn't want a Mutt. I said you might be sorry for getting anything pure bred. They did not listen and paid $1,700.00 for an AKC English Bull Dog. They cannot control it and it tears up furniture and they have spent more money on Vet bills than they paid for the dog in last three years as the dog always has health issues. The husband has said several times he wished he would have listened to me. They just learned recently the dog may have to be put down as it has began developing tumors that may be cancer. That is in most cases when you buy anything from Puppy mills. The blood lines are stretched entirely to far making most pure breds sick when you buy them..............jmho
  7. I had a pair of Bobcats back in the 60's when I lived on the ranch/farm. Got them as babies from a den overlooking Harpeth River. Mother kept raiding the chicken coops so a friend and I decided to kill it. He trapped it and killed it and then noticed she was a nursing female. He decided to go down the bluff ledge to see if he could get in the den. I had him on a jeep cable and winch to lower him down. He brought back to balls of fur stuck inside his shirt Barely had their eyes open. I bottle fed them and raised them and they were just like big house cats and them and the dogs got along just fine. When I got ready to leave the ranch my mother told me the cats had to go so I took them to a friend of mine who's father owned a huge ranch and a huge house and the man took them immediately and was thrilled to get them. They lived in his house also and had the run of the ranch. Never knew what ever happened to them as life never got me down that way again for many years. Named them Mutt and Jeff. This post just reminded me of them. Mine looked a lot healthier than that one did though.
  8. I think they were the most outstanding generation this country will ever know or ever see again. I have all the respect in the world for our troops serving now and those that have served since 911. They have done and outstanding job but nothing will ever compare to the generation that served in WWII.................jmho
  9. The Cabin I live in is all concrete Block and yea the door frame is metal and attached to the Blocks and the dead bolts go into the blocks through the door frame. This house is built quite well. All the windows except 2 are slide type and to small for an average man to fit through. The other two have been painted shut for many years and have to break them to get in or out. I locked my self out about 3 months ago and had to call a buddy to bring my spare keys to let me in my own house. I have 1 friend I trust with my life and my house so he has back up keys to everything I have locks on. He is also the executive to my Will so he has safe combination where all my papers are kept also. I trust him more than family................... :up: :up:
  10. I can promise this. They would have spent a lot more time just trying to kick my door in and one or two may break a bone of two on my door which in turn would give me plenty of time to prepare for their entry had they even been successful at kicking my door in to start with. I have an all metal door with knob lock and three deadbolts at 3 different levels of the door and they are the extra long tie bolts that go in the door jam. All I can tell anyone trying to kick my door in is good luck. My night stand gun is my Model 85 Bersa with 1 in the tube and 14 more in magazine. ...................... :up:
  11. The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.                   He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.                   He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.         He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.         Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'         As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.         People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She         sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink..         Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'         Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'                   She answered               (Continue below - This is great)    'THE TEETH.'
  12. Shouldn't be any scars with stints. I have Stints in my heart and they used stints last winter to fix my Aneurism and no scars........ :up: 
  13. I have no idea where Collieville is and wish you were closer to Nashville area. I know several shops I could get all the work done and save you some funds. I was a master ASE Certified mechanic in this area for 35+ years and I know all the shops you can trust and the ones you can't trust around here................. :ugh:
  14. Struts are a main front end part that basically controls most all front end parts. They do control the camber on the front tires which camber on older cars before struts also cause tire wear on outer side of tires and many times back then you ended up replacing inner and outer tie rod ends and got an alignment to correct the problem. The front struts are also the shock absorbers so they will cause shaking when worn. Make sure when you choose a shop to do the repair that you choose one that can do everything in house. Firestone and Goodyear are a couple that do this but they also love the almighty dollar. They will try and sell you a lot of things you probably don't need. If at all possible I would look for an Independent Shop before last resort Chain operations...........jmho
  15. Jennifer, a manager at   Wal-Mart, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?' The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning. 'That's very good!' replied Jennifer. 'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man. 'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.' 'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed.' She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply. 'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'. Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man. 'It’s hard to beat the speed of light,' she said. Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.' 'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response. 'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants.' BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you! You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on!
  16.   I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).    We decided to grab a bite at the food court.    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green,   red,  Orange , and blue.   My dad kept staring at her.   The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time..   When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"   Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response;    I knew he would have a good one!   In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .... "Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if You might be my kid."
  17. There s a lot of Actors and Actresses in Tinsel Town that agree that Americans should be able to have and own guns but to scared to admit it. In several cases where a person spoke out in favor of them soon found themselves unable to find work in Hollywood. By that happening many have just kept quiet about it or even spoke against gun violence to keep working. Ever so often another one speaks out and expresses their true feelings. I guess those are the few that no longer need to work.........jmho 
  18. Well, I have a pretty good idea about the Muslin/Islam issue now and thank all for that. I guess unless the police and Homeland Security can catch the bad ones planning on hurting a lot of people and can stop them in time we will some day experience  more things like the Boston Marathon Bombings across the country. As far as Presidents Kennedy was a good one for what time he got to prove it. I think he would have been a  good one. Since then I guess Reagan would be next in line but only on a few issues. He showed the Unions who is really the boss when he fired unionized Traffic Controllers that were on strike. put military controllers in the airports until he could get new non union controllers trained and in the towers or allowed any that wanted to return in a non union status could go back to work. He also brought the jobs back and straightened out the budget from the brink of disaster and got people back working, Helped in getting the Wall torn down and fixed relations with Russia...................... :up: :up:
  19. Welcome to TGO and Tennessee Mike................... :up:
  20. A Lonely Man on a Beach   A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.   One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.   As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.   The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.   A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.   Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave-in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months.   Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.             He said, 'Take the dog for a walk .'    
  21. I do every time I go through the drive up window................ :rofl: :rofl:  I do carry inside which is seldom I go inside but I do go in armed.... :up:
  22. Turning rotors while on the car has been around since the early 80's when FWD vehicles got popular and many of them had rotors that were pressed on so rather then have to use a hub puller to remove the rotor they would turn them on the cars. I used one of them about 10 years before i quit working on cars.
  23. I have a close friend that owns about 30 Cash  Loan/title loans businesses in and around middle Tennessee and he will not hire an employee that does not have a carry permit to work in any of his stores. He figures if you can't get an HCP or purchase a firearm he does not need you in his employ.  All of his employees are trained and armed.
  24. How do you purchase insurance on a firearm you have not even purchased yet? One of the posts stated you have to ahve insurance on a gun before you even buy it so just wondering how to do it?........................... :shrug: :shrug:
  25. Welcome aboard to greatest gun site on the Net and to Tennessee......................... :up: :up:

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