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  Try that now, and you will quickly learn all about the RICO laws ...

  This^.  Since there are no liens, any reputable local lawyer who handles real estate transactions can handle the details, usually for a nominal fee.  The most important item for the buyer is the title search, to make sure there are no hidden surprises accompanying the property.  For the seller, a good cashier's check is what you are after ...

My idea of roughing it:

  Water can be pumped from a well, no need to spend your beer money on it ...     Very true.     You haven't had much interaction with Ted before, have you?

If minimalism means PBR and a diet of hotdogs, count me out ...

  You will get MUCH more entertaining answers by posting this question on some of the Arfcom boards ...

  Sounds like the website got trolled, and now several on TGO are following suit ...

Caveat emptor, my friend ...

  I'm pretty sure that reading the material posted on that link has caused a major loss of brain cells, none of which I had to spare ...

  Or even better, no cell phone at all ...

  Well what took you so long? B)

At least we're not being bombarded by Cale's Clunker ads ...

  Perhaps, but remember back then that "because the sumbich deserved it" was an viable defense ...

  What idiot loaned money to buy a car to an unemployed gamer living in grandma's basement who seeks life advice on an anonymous internet gun forum?  Troll thread for sure ...

  This might be the single best reply ever posted on the internet.  Kudos, wordmeister ...

  Better question, is the OP 15 years old ...     If this thread isn't a trolling attempt, both parties are too immature (at least emotionally, if not actually) to support themselves, or anyone else ...

As the others have said, almost all private pilots enjoy introducing others to general aviation.  Visit a couple of local airports and introduce yourself and your son to the flight instructors.  Ask them what the options are locally. I'm not current on prices now, but a few years back most instructors around this area were offering the "discovery flights" for $49.  It's a great way to get your first taste of small aircraft, since these flights allow prospective students to take the controls for a part of the flight.  My bet is that it won't be the last such flight you take either...

  Yet ...

  Buttkisser ... :)

  This.  The last shipments I remember being offered sold out around the time of the SH shootings.  It's the nature of surplus, the prices are held to artificially low pricepoints while the supplies are still coming in, once those weapons (and ammo) are only available of the secondary market, prices begin to rise.

It's probably stacked behind all the 22lr on the shelves ...

  10 of course.  Didn't they teach the metric system at your school? :)

  I went to see it and was so disgusted by the way the story was presented I left the theatre before it ended.  This was after waiting for it to come out for a year or more.

  Tolkien's writings are no doubt an acquired taste, and any attempt to create an entire mythology/history of a fictional world will necessarily be more of a "slow read" than the typical fiction which is adapted by Hollywood.  While I enjoyed the movies and will easily admit that they are, thus far, the best adaptation yet of his work, I still much prefer the books to the movies, including the lesser known works such as "the Book of Lost Tales" and "Quenta Noldorinwa".