It’s so hot….

[gregintenn]

…I just saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it!

[gregintenn]

Must not be hot anywhere but Macon County.

[RED333]

You are lucky to be alive.The rest of us have melted away.

[gregintenn]

7 minutes ago, RED333 said:

You are lucky to be alive.The rest of us have melted away.

I was mowing grass today, and when I got finished at this one house, I burned my hands on the trailer ramps. Never happened before.

[Garufa]

17 minutes ago, gregintenn said:

Must not be hot anywhere but Macon County.

Hot enough for ya?  How’s that?  

[Chucktshoes]

It’s “watch how you speak to me” degrees outside. 

[gregintenn]

I saw a tree chasing a dog!

[Alleycat72]

I downed a bottle of fireball to cool off.

[gun sane]

It was so hot today I insulted my wife just to get a cold shoulder.

[res308]

Well, I just saw satan packing to move back home and he was saying something about how ridiculous this heat is and how he’d never visit Tennessee again! 
I guess it is kind of a dry heat where he’s from though. 

[btq96r]

It feels like we're either Arizona or Florida right now with the weather.  Neither is particularly appealing.  July and August are going to SUCK me thinks.

[BigK]

I opened the back door to let the dogs out and it felt like when you open the oven on Thanksgiving to take the turkey out and your glasses fog up, but w/out the good smell.