With friends like these.....

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Random News of the Day: Man dies from eel insertion in his bum | Ningin

A man in Sichuan province of China died from injuries after an eel was inserted into his rectum.

The 59 year old chef was taken to the hospital after complaining about abdominal pain, dehydration and anal bleeding. He was in a state of shock.

Doctors decided to do an incision in his belly to see what the problem was. It was soon discovered that a 50 centimeter long (~20 inches) Asian swamp eel was stuck inside his rectum.

The eel was dead when they discovered it but it had already eaten part of the man’s innards before it died. The man was in intensive care for 10 days before he passed away from the injuries.

How did the eel get inside his body anyway? It was reported that he was eating a lot of eel the day before he went to the hospital but that couldn’t have been the reason. People suspect that when he was out drinking with friends, he passed out and the eel was inserted into him for his friends’ amusement. The case is still under investigation.

This is just disturbing beyond words. I can’t imagine the pain the man must have felt. And if his friends really did insert the eel in him, why would they do that?! Couldn’t they just have drawn on his face or shaved his head? Putting an eel up someone’s butt is not funny.

[nightrunner]

This is why I dont drink.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Hey, rules around here are... If you're sober enough to take off your shoes before you fall asleep, nothing happens. At least this guy didn't have to put shoes on to go to the doctor.

[mcurrier]

This is why I dont drink.

This is why I don't have friends.

[Guest Bronker]

This is why I don't have friends.

I just don't eat eels when I'm drinking with my Chinese friends.

[Steelharp]

https://www.msu.edu/user/dynicrai/funstuff/eel.htm

[Guest Bronker]

https://www.msu.edu/user/dynicrai/funstuff/eel.htm

Perv:p

[Mike.357]

just stick to gerbils

[hipower]

just stick to gerbils

And run around yelling "Armageddon, Armageddon!"

[strickj]

Sheesh!

This is a very shocking story.

Get it? Eel - shocking?

Ok, no more bad one liners tonight. Back to my hole I go

Putting an eel up someone’s butt is not funny.

Actually, it's ****ing hilarious!

[Guest Bronker]

Ok, no more bad one liners tonight. Back to my hole I go

That's what the eel probably thought too...

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

That's what the eel probably thought too...

One word: Wow.

[gregintenn]

Your waaay too drunk if you're eating eel with your rectum!!!!!!

[kb4ns]

Your waaay too drunk if you're eating eel with your rectum!!!!!!

Kinda makes me think of the old "Rectum? Dang near killed 'em!!" line.

[Murgatroy]

Hey, rules around here are... If you're sober enough to take off your shoes before you fall asleep, nothing happens. At least this guy didn't have to put shoes on to go to the doctor.

We always used the rule that if you were sober enough to tell the still awake party goers that you were going to sleep, you were off limits.

[Guest billwilly73]

Way number "2" to eat Sushi..............FAIL

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

We always used the rule that if you were sober enough to tell the still awake party goers that you were going to sleep, you were off limits.

We tried that... But we always forgot who told us what... So we used shoes as a sign that couldn't be forgotten.