If __ had a __ it would look like ___

[Jonnin]

Just meant to be funny, so try to not get TOO worked up when you fill in the blanks.  The idea is to lighten the mood, not dampen it :)

 

I was inspired by some goober's joke that I saw, where he said "if Obama had a city it would look like detroit"  and decided we could probably do just as well if not better, there are quite a few clever individuals here....

 

I can start ...

 

If Obama had a shotgun, it would look like it had been fired one time!

 

 

 

 

[broox]

if your aunt had a pecker she would look like your uncle

[Guest nra37922]

If I had a President he would look like Ronald Reagan.

[TrickyNicky]

If I had wheels I'd look like a wagon.

[Guest TankerHC]

If I had a empty wallet  it would look like Detroits Government

[jcoosi]

If we had a tyrannical government it would look like the current admistration

[R_Bert]

If I had a shovel, I would be ready for a job.

[Good_Steward]

If I had no personal responsibility, common sense, or a pair of balls it would look like I was a politician.

[Guest tommy62]

If Barry O. had some balls, He would look like an idiot with someone else's balls.

[Randall53]

If more Republicans had a PAIR it would look a lot brighter in America. (Metaphorically speaking for the females of course!) Edited July 23, 2013 by Randall53

[Guest ThePunisher]

If I could make predictions from my crystal ball, I would see America looking like Detroit in the near future with total chaos and lack of hope.

[JAB]

In the spirit of keeping things upbeat -

 

If I had a fantasy come to life it would look like this

 

 

and would constantly say, "Yes, of course.  Anything you want, honey!"

Edited July 23, 2013 by JAB

[DaveS]

"If I had a son, he wouldn't look like Trayvon"

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

 

Dave

[whitewolf001]

In the spirit of keeping things upbeat -

 

If I had a fantasy come to life it would look like this

 

 

and would constantly say, "Yes, of course.  Anything you want, honey!"

 

 

Win.

[DaveS]

In the spirit of keeping things upbeat -

 

If I had a fantasy come to life it would look like this

 

 

and would constantly say, "Yes, of course.  Anything you want, honey!"

 

Oh, not the "evil black bikini!"

 

Dave

[whitewolf001]

If liberals had an actual brain it would look like a land of milk and honey.

[UncleJak]

If I had a longer beard and bigger hammer, I'd look like this:


sent barefoot from the hills of Tennessee

[rugerla1]

In the spirit of keeping things upbeat -
 
If I had a fantasy come to life it would look like this
 

 
and would constantly say, "Yes, of course.  Anything you want, honey!"

Don't think that will get beat, hell I can't even think of anything now...Good Lord!

[hipower]

Win.

DITTO!!

[Guest PapaB]

If Obama had an ideal country it would look like Cuba.

[Patton]

If I had a 6' turd it would look like President Dumbama.

[Timestepper]

If I had a Ford it would look like a Dodge so my friends wouldn't know that I'd changed sides.